Point 1: Run your tongue around the inside of your mouth after you wake up, and then tell me you want to eat breakfast with all that shit still in there.
Point 2: The toothpaste usually mentions that it provides protection for 12 hours. That means it protects while you eat things, not after. Pop some gum if you're concerned about smell. Or stop eating smelly shit for breakfast.
Point 3: Assuming you eat 3 meals a day, and brush twice a day... Which meal goes unbrushed?
In conclusion: Brush your teeth right after you wake up in the morning, and right before you go to bed at night. Fuckin savages.
Don't buy a single property or do a single stock market related mission (that'd be Lester's assassinations and one random event somewhere on the western highway). The only worthwhile way to make any real money is to put the bank job payout into every guaranteed profit stock.
Unfortunately, this means that for 90% of the story, you'll likely have less than a mil on each character, but if you do everything right after the bank job you'll have over $500,000,000. That's when you buy properties, because lol $150,000,000
When I played through it, I knew about Lester's missions, but not about what kind of payouts I'd get from heists. Did two Lester missions before the bank job, and still managed to get ~$250,000,000 afterwards. Those two missions would have bumped it up at least another 130%.
I wouldn't say they all feel the same, but more that there don't seem to be any slow clunkers anymore. Even the vans and trucks never feel like they're anchored to the concrete. You'd probably feel more of a difference if you took each of the cars to their max speeds, which is somewhat difficult with the traffic.
The only reason I bought Saints Row IV (and a lot of other titles) on the 360 was so that my brother and I could both play it without having to carefully fuck around with save files. If Valve really does this, there should never be another reason to buy the console version of a game available on PC. Can't wait.
Been playing a lot of Skyrim again so that's my most immediate point of reference right now. Getting the throat slitting animation instead of just a regular attack when you're sneaking behind someone. Quite satisfying, especially when it's not a sure thing.
The only other thing I can think of that seems to fit OP's description is something like active reload, but I wouldn't say that's all that satisfying.
I am of the firm opinion that the original Bioshock was a better game than Infinite, and if your new shit doesn't improve on your old shit then it's not worth praising.
There wasn't a single human in the game that showed humanity was worth saving, except for Ellie herself. When I get to the hospital again on my next playthrough, I'm putting all those cunts to the flamethrower. It's unfortunate you don't get to pull the trigger on Marlene yourself. No one touches my Ellie.
It boggles the mind how many people see Joel as the bad guy.
Gamers had fuckin nothing to do with this. The fault lies entirely with autistic PR not knowing how to sell something new and scary to the ignorant and stubborn. Flip flopping on their policies is no better than sticking with the original ones. Instead of saying "This is the future" and "everything is amazing", fuckin acknowledge the shit that people have a problem with and succinctly explain the benefits. If for some reason there are no benefits then you fucked up and deserve to fail.
But sure, blame the gamers and the internets. And pirates too. Yeah. These things are the problem.
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