By Babylonian 8 Comments
Yeah, this is nuts. The "Kane & Lynch" movie is not only happening, it's happening with Bruce Willis and Jamie Foxx in the lead roles. To be clear: Willis and Foxx are playing Kane and Lynch, respectively.
Which is cool, I guess. I mean, sure, Lynch isn't supposed to be black. And neither actor is immune to bad movies ("Cop Out" and "Valentine's Day" are only a couple months behind us). And no video-game-based film has ever been unironically anything other than really, really bad.
You know what? Never mind.