Thank you for bringing Suburban All-Stars into my life! To answer your question, the weirdest thing I have ever done in a bathroom strangely enough involved a myself dressed as a superhero and a corgi but legally I'm not allowed to say anymore
" Hi, I willingly clicked this blog post, willingly read it all and am now complaining about it despite exposing myself to the content on my own free will!!11!!!shiftplusone!!111!!!12!!!!11!!1 Asscream, I'm interested in hearing more conspiracy theories from you. "
I'm sorry I fooled you with that vague headline that included the words "Rebecca" ,"Black", and "Friday" . There was no way you could have known it was about Rebecca Black's song "Friday". I was really hoping this would make me the next Conan, thats why I spent so long formulating this while I was sick at the doctor's office and writing up in 5 mins. I am really pleased about all the constructive feedback I have received from my peers because making snide comments about a work of such magnificent quality while they are alone at their computers on a Friday night really shows really shows I have a lot of improvements to make as a comedian and a human being.
PS Nic Cage gave me a Book of Secrets you might want to see. Meet me inside the Washington Monument. Make sure your not followed.
Note: I was in the doctor's office for like 3 hours when I came up with this. Keep That in mind. I just discovered the horrible meaning to Rebecca Black's Friday.
Well boys you did it. You guys created the single greatest thing on the internet and somehow did it without the internet's greatest resources boobs and cute cats. Bravo!
I am so happy you actually went ahead and did this. Great read! Next time we play I will ask more logical questions to get you going for another 3 hours
Congatulations! You guys should play some risk: factions with myself and some other duders from the site so you can build a searing hatred for all of the community. It is easier to drop the ban hammer when you remember the users were the ones that wiped your cat faction from the face of the earth.
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