Ten Old Games I Wish Would Be Competantly "Re-imagined"
Because grave-robbing is what every profession eventually devolves to.
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Would they have to rename it "Craigslist Monsters" or "I found my Monster on eBay!" now?
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Dan(i) Bunton was a genius at making multi-player games when that was "impossible." I'm not sure this game's experience would translate into "online" play though.
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...but only if we can still slaughter whole tribes of Native Americans in it because they stubbed our toe on the way out of town.
Hey, I'm also noticing a distinct "EA" thing going on here... Better mix it up.
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Special edition style. "HD" art... small cleanup of some of the mini-games. DO NOT TOUCH THE VOICE WORK. Also, I suspect the Gone Jackals need work again.
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I saw an attempt on Xbox Indies recently, but I need something a little more done to it. Hopefully not in such a way that it becomes "extreme" in that Crazy Taxi sort of way... a game that I believe has no need to ever come back.
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Because the Russians are out to pulverize us in our sleep tonight.
That is if the crazy Arabs, or the riots don't get us first...
Hey, don't blame me, this is pretty much an 80s retrospective.
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I can bring up another EA game now, right? Variable gravity planets this time. I wanna go up like Pluto and come down like Jupiter!
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An entire game predicated on screwing over the other guy playing with you. Brilliant.
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You know, I doubt this is even the game I'm remembering, and I didn't even like THAT game, really, other than it being 5 dollars at K-Mart when I made 10 bucks a week mowing lawns, but I guess you had to be there.
Also, my friend would kill me if I passed up the chance to mention it here. Also, since this is a dumping ground for all those half remember C-64 games: Remake anything that was made with help by J.D. Sachs, but only by aping his art style.
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Only because I realize this is an early EA love poem. I didn't even care for this all that much. But I've been on a pinball kick for a couple weeks, and while Virtual Pinball is cute, I want something that ups the number of people in the bazaar for building these things.
Probably would just be a mess... but one can dream.
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