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#1 Edited by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -
  • The Witcher 3 will be a horrible disappointment.
  • Bloodborne will be a horrible disappointment.
  • No Man's Sky will be a horrible disappointment.
  • Star Wars Battlefront will be a horrible disappointment.
  • The Order will be a horrible disappointment.
  • Batman Arkham Knight will be a horrible disappointment.
  • Zelda Wii U will be a horrible disappointment.
  • Halo 5 will be an expected disappointment.
  • The Division will be an expected disappointment.
  • Battlefield Hardline will be an expected disappointment.
  • COD and AssCreedVic will be mediocre.
  • Metal Gear Solid V will be pretty alright.
  • Uncharted 4 will be delayed.
  • Destiny will get 3 expansions.
  • GTAV PC will be buggy as hell and not easily moddable.
  • Dying Light will be boring.
  • Star Citizen will have three new modules announced and rack up another 5 million dollars in crowdfunding and still not release anything resembling a full on beta.
  • Just Cause 3 will be described as "more of the same, but that's okay" in reviews and get an 82 on Metacritic.
  • Nothing interesting will happen at E3; Fallout 4, Half Life 3, The Last Guardian and Red Dead Revengeance will continue to not be announced.
  • The Oculus Rift will continue to be in prototyping and there will be no news about a consumer model.
  • Indie games will dominate GOTY discussions and at least half of the top 10 will be titles no one has paid any attention to yet.


#2 Posted by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -

I like the idea of an historical Far Cry game set during the Mongol Conquests. First person, running around vast plains and mountains on a sweet horse with a dope-ass bow, finding giant piles of skulls scattered all over the place.

#3 Posted by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -

Dark Souls by a country mile. The ontology of exact precision coupled with constant grinding goes against everything I enjoy about roleplaying games. I recognize why it's considered brilliant and I can appreciate why someone would enjoy it, but it completely turns me off.

That being said, Load Our Last Souls was amazing.

#4 Posted by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -
#5 Posted by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -

@legion_: Do any wildcats live in Norway (mountain lions, bobcats, etc.)? Speaking as someone who spent 13 years living in the shadow of a butte that was home to a number of mountain lions, a cougar yowling sounds almost exactly like a woman screaming.

Good on you for calling the cops, regardless of what's going on.

#6 Edited by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -

Replace top 10 games with top 10 apologies and top 10 hottest messes.

Honestly, I think that would make for a more interesting discussion.

#7 Edited by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -

@jaxboy: Your implication that Die Hard doesn't have laugh-out-loud funny moments saddens me.

Also, yeah, Die Hard is pretty fucking good.

#8 Posted by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -

Looking forward to the week one "Infinite Fuel" PC mod.

#9 Posted by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -

@Everyone talking about the alleged microtransactions: according to a blog post on the Avalanche site, those screenshots were from a very early build of the game and the concept has been completely scrapped. A direct quote:

To be perfectly clear: Just Cause 3 will be available in 2015 for PlayStation 4, Xbox One and Windows PC. It will be distributed as a retail box and digital download. It is not a Free To Play game. It does not feature in-game micro transactions.

The full blog post can be found here.

#10 Edited by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -

And according to Andrew Reiner it's not free to play! HORRAY!

EDIT: Now in OP.

Assuming it releases next year, 2015's really shaping up to be one of the all time great gaming years.