BaneFireLord's forum posts

#1 Edited by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -
  • The Witcher 3 will be a horrible disappointment.
  • Bloodborne will be a horrible disappointment.
  • No Man's Sky will be a horrible disappointment.
  • Star Wars Battlefront will be a horrible disappointment.
  • The Order will be a horrible disappointment.
  • Batman Arkham Knight will be a horrible disappointment.
  • Zelda Wii U will be a horrible disappointment.
  • Halo 5 will be an expected disappointment.
  • The Division will be an expected disappointment.
  • Battlefield Hardline will be an expected disappointment.
  • COD and AssCreedVic will be mediocre.
  • Metal Gear Solid V will be pretty alright.
  • Uncharted 4 will be delayed.
  • Destiny will get 3 expansions.
  • GTAV PC will be buggy as hell and not easily moddable.
  • Dying Light will be boring.
  • Star Citizen will have three new modules announced and rack up another 5 million dollars in crowdfunding and still not release anything resembling a full on beta.
  • Just Cause 3 will be described as "more of the same, but that's okay" in reviews and get an 82 on Metacritic.
  • Nothing interesting will happen at E3; Fallout 4, Half Life 3, The Last Guardian and Red Dead Revengeance will continue to not be announced.
  • The Oculus Rift will continue to be in prototyping and there will be no news about a consumer model.
  • Indie games will dominate GOTY discussions and at least half of the top 10 will be titles no one has paid any attention to yet.

(I REALLY HOPE I'M WRONG ABOUT ALL THIS)

#2 Posted by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -

I like the idea of an historical Far Cry game set during the Mongol Conquests. First person, running around vast plains and mountains on a sweet horse with a dope-ass bow, finding giant piles of skulls scattered all over the place.

#3 Posted by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -

Dark Souls by a country mile. The ontology of exact precision coupled with constant grinding goes against everything I enjoy about roleplaying games. I recognize why it's considered brilliant and I can appreciate why someone would enjoy it, but it completely turns me off.

That being said, Load Our Last Souls was amazing.

#4 Posted by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -
#5 Posted by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -

@legion_: Do any wildcats live in Norway (mountain lions, bobcats, etc.)? Speaking as someone who spent 13 years living in the shadow of a butte that was home to a number of mountain lions, a cougar yowling sounds almost exactly like a woman screaming.

Good on you for calling the cops, regardless of what's going on.

#6 Edited by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -

Replace top 10 games with top 10 apologies and top 10 hottest messes.

Honestly, I think that would make for a more interesting discussion.

#7 Edited by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -

@jaxboy: Your implication that Die Hard doesn't have laugh-out-loud funny moments saddens me.

Also, yeah, Die Hard is pretty fucking good.

#8 Posted by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -

Looking forward to the week one "Infinite Fuel" PC mod.

#9 Posted by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -

@Everyone talking about the alleged microtransactions: according to a blog post on the Avalanche site, those screenshots were from a very early build of the game and the concept has been completely scrapped. A direct quote:

To be perfectly clear: Just Cause 3 will be available in 2015 for PlayStation 4, Xbox One and Windows PC. It will be distributed as a retail box and digital download. It is not a Free To Play game. It does not feature in-game micro transactions.

The full blog post can be found here.

#10 Edited by BaneFireLord (2956 posts) -

And according to Andrew Reiner it's not free to play! HORRAY!

EDIT: Now in OP.

Assuming it releases next year, 2015's really shaping up to be one of the all time great gaming years.