Bloggy McBloggstien

On our first adventure, Bloggy is bogged down in a blog about a man in a bog. Bob is the man and he is very fat. He isn't being followed (wat?) and he knows it, but he is still being cautious...he is in a bog after all. The only thing he is worried about is his wife that doesn't exist being eaten by the two headed dragon Bobbert. 
Will Bob save the non-existent Mrs. Bob from Bobbert (probably not, he is very fat after he is in a bog!)? Tune in next week as we continue the adventure that is bound to fail as Bob continues to succeed.