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I hate INSERT POPULAR GAME HERE and if you like it you are dumb

By bartok 28 Comments

I can't believe the cabal of game reviewers has tricked you sheeple into believing INSERT POPULAR GAME HERE is fun. There are so many faults in INSERT POPULAR GAME HERE that those jerks who review games were clearly bribed to overlook by INSERT GAME PUBLISHER HERE. I am failing to wrap my mind around how you mindless drones would rather play INSERT POPULAR GAME HERE instead of INSERT SOME OBSCURE GLITCH FILLED INDIE PC GAME MADE SOMEWHERE IN EASTERN EUROPE IN A COUNTRY THAT WAS FORMERLY PART OF THE SOVIET BLOC. You people make me sick!

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Isn't it ironic?

By bartok 0 Comments

It's like getting a scratched cornea while on your way to buy a 3DS.  Thankfully I am not a cyclops because having to explain I lost an eye due to a flower petal takes all the bad ass out of wearing an eye patch.  Oh and if any of you get a 3DS get Ghost Recon: Shadow Wars, it is awesome.

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