I think Jeff and Dan might like Ninja Scroll. It's basically just a string of fight scenes between a generic swordsman guy and a bunch of dumb villains, such as
Guy with stone skin
Lady made out of snakes
Girl who turns corpses into bombs
Hunchback whose hump is also a giant beehive (he's my favorite)
I may be imagining this, but I think they talked about Ninja scroll on something recently. Alexis was talking about how awesome it was and Jeff said he had seen and enjoyed it. Am I crazy, or did this happen?
Anyways, I've never seen Ninja Scroll, but you pretty much sold me on it.
I think it was on one of the recent UPFs. One thing I feel like I should probably note before recommending Ninja Scroll is that on top of the violence and sex scene(s?), there are at least 2 depictions of sexual assault. So if you are sensitive to that sort of thing, heads up.