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beatlebrainiac

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Games I can't get into.

Not necessarily bad games, just ones that I can't grasp enjoyment from. CONTROVERSY

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  • Way too slow and awkward to be a decent action game, too simple to be a good rpg. Why do people like these games so much?

  • You can't look up in these games, they have frame rate issues before frame rate issues existed, and 9 in particular was brutally difficult just for the hell of it. I can't deny the awesome music though.

  • I think my biggest complaint about this game is the vehicle sections. Holy shiiiiiiiit are they long. Another issue I have is how unsatisfying the shooting feels, and how some of the puzzles seem to exist only to show off the physics engine.

  • It's less that I don't like Soul Calibur and more 3-dimensional fighters in general. It's way too awkward trying to pull off moves in something other than a 2d fighting plane. But I picked Soul Calibur over something like Tekken, mostly because of the stupid character design. Way to cater to the 12-year-olds.

  • The gameplay's fine, but honestly, how many times can you repeat the "I'm so macho LOOK AT THIS SHIT I JUST DID RIGHT HURRRR" routine? It really prevents me from enjoying this franchise.

  • I get that it did alot for the console fps genre, but the level design, enemies, and storytelling is so uninspired.

  • DMC pretty much falls in the same camp of God of War; excess for the sake of excess, except replace tits with Matrix slowdowns.