BiffMcBlumpkin's forum posts

#1 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

I have a question.I was looking at the shit the New Monarchy guy was selling and I noticed the scout rifle The Calling had a base damage rating of 248 when I look at it in-game in his inventory but its listing in the Destiny wiki lists it at 510 base damage:

http://destiny.wikia.com/wiki/The_Calling

Why is that? I thought base damage doesn't change, but the impact bar thing does? Does the base damage appear higher the higher level you are (I’m level 21 right now)? Also I heard it's dangerous if you put medicine in your ass because it's absorbed so fast? If I wrestle my brother with a bottle of Tylenol up there and it breaks could that kill me?

#2 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

Fireteam Code for PS4: 8D6N-THN8-3277

Fireteam Code for PS4: 65AA-4DN3-TTJT

Two spare codes I won't use.

#3 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

FACT: Brad Shoemaker is also bisexual.

#5 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

Whenever I tell my firends, both male and female, they get a kick out of the idea of a women throwing their vagina at me.

Probably because they picture the women throwing their vaginas at you like ninja stars.

#6 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

I predict Brad will go from 5'6" to 6'1" and Jeff will hire a suspiciously attractive mantern.

#7 Edited by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

The big reveal of a newer, slightly higher-pitched Vinny got me so fucking excited I could barely get back here fast enough. I heard "Jebediah Caravella" clear as a bell all the way from the other side of the internet.

@humanity said:

I'm pretty sure Chris Caravella is just Vinny in the animus.

You had me at "in the anus."

#8 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

@byrjun said:

There's a sequel to Vinny?!

Actually the Caravella parents consider Vinny to be a Jebediah prequel.

#9 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

My dog watches me masturbate.

#10 Edited by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

I agree that no analogy is perfect but that particular one would be as close to perfect as an analogy could be if my dog could speak. If my dog approached me when I was hanging out with my buddy and threatened to tell my buddy what he had seen me doing in the other room, to be honest, I would flip out on him too. He's supposed to be my friend. Man's best friend, and it's hardly my fault he walked in on me when I thought he was sleeping on the couch.