BiffMcBlumpkin

Geez Louise, sounds like we have a real dreamboat in the making.

If you only just started your PhD in games how come you already call yourself Dr. Kyosho? I feel your qualifications are questionable, and if I was in a plane and I yelled out for a Doctor in the house and you stood up, I would be furious.

My character will be Hispanic with all of his points in charisma. A real Antonio Banderas type.

Sounds great but I am allergic to bacon, but also love eating bacon. I have a pattern in my own life and if you could assist me I would appreciate it.

1: I am allergic to bacon, it kills me.

2: I eat bacon regularly, I love it.

3: A bacon paradox

So how do I resolve this bacon paradox? I am in it.

I feel you. I was in a similar situation, I moved from Mexico to Guam to work in a taco stand.

Not possible. The stool I use the most has a soft velvet top covering the wood.

When I brush my teeth the toothpaste has no uncomfortable affect on my gums or tongue but God forbid I squirt a tiny amount on my anus and it burns like CRAZY. What the heck is the deal with that?!

Also if this is going to be like Mass Effect I wouldn't let Vinny anywhere near that hamster either.

I wouldn't make Vinny the Doctor unless you want multiple mandatory prostate exams daily. I vote to make Vinny the chef and Brad the Doctor / Asstroll.

I bet your local barber has been counting down the days until you were legal.