I weep for the future. There are far more important things teens could be paying attention to than any Kardashian or a brand new iPhone. It's no wonder old white men are making all the decisions and laws for women and non-white's.
Once 0.40.final is out new how to's need to be made. Duck is okay but he does the same thing over and over. He's not the be all end all of fortress mode. His stairwells leave much to be desired as they are death traps for dwarfs and only confuse new players when they start losing dwarfs for no apparent reason.