I am LOVING how 2016 looks. Holy shoot!
By bluefish 63 Comments
(edit, I fixed the format somewhat and changed the title to be less... inflammatory? This was meant to be a celebration of next year in the context of me feeling like I was coming away from gaming)
Hello,
I worked at EB Games in Canada for almost eight years and I love the shit out of video games. (I promise I was one of the good people you were served by there) I left about a year ago, took a manual labor job and took a step back from games. So much of my life (social, work, play, quiet and passion) was about gaming. I was on Destructoid, IGN and GB in the morning, gone to work to sell and talk games for eight hours, listen to a podcast on the way home, play some games maybe that night, and check those sites again before bed.
And I love games. But that pattern will burn you the fuck out of almost anything eventually. That and retail. So I left.
In the few months after I left I watched a shitload of movies and really took a step back from games. I had been in a seriously joined-at-the-hip relationship with them and was a little suffocated. So I watched a tonne of movies. Turns out that was kinda good timing because 2014 and 2015 were deeply uninspiring unimpressive for me in gaming. Seriously? Shadow of Mordor was 2013's game of the year? Christ...
People love Witcher and Bloodborn and MGS and that's great, those are cool games but the former two were deeply problematic for my personal tastes, and MGS... is a thing I gotta get around to but doesn't appeal to me from a distance. Literally Rocket League and Helldivers are the most fun I've had gaming this year. Which is a bummer overall.
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2016 looks pretty incredible. And I'm pretty DAMN excited to love gaming.
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Man, I've been wanting this game since Braid. It did fall pretty far into the background and my interest has waned for sure. That said, hearing the Johnathan Blow interview on GB recently I was reminded of all the good things The Witness might be. He has a dedication to a very interesting sounding game and has taken the money and time to make it exactly what he wants. And from the guy who did Braid back when people didn't care about indi games, it's exciting.
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I Flipped my gaddamn wig when I saw the demo they showed for this at E3 2015. I don't flip my wig very much. And that doesn't just apply to games. Other than the odd anger issue, I'm as emotionally stable as a pile of stones. This game looks really cool.
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CRACKDOWN '07 is not a perfect game. But I love it. I can't wait for this, even if it's not perfect again. :)
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I'm one of those nuts who doesn't think Uncharted 2 is 'overrated.' I played it after hearing YEARS of hype and GotY awards talk. I went from having a chip on my shoulder, saying "It's not that great" to leaning forward in my seat, heart pounding, laughing out loud and tearing up by the end. I think it's amazing, and Uncharted 3... was kind of a mess that I try to ignore. I want something as good as Uncharted 2. I know that's a lot to ask but if anyone can do it it's these damn amazing people.
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Human Revolution is a game that really surprised me. Some clunk notwithstanding it's a terrific game with the balls to treat the player as if they have a brain. It's plot is smarter than people give it credit for and it delivered a universe I wanted to live in, learn about and run away from simultaneously. Can't wait for the one! I don't have all the time I used to in my life but I still did a second playthrough, 30+ hours, on Hard and not killing anyone. Just because!
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Yes, it's got a little bit of overexposure and overhype going on. I'm not expecting the second coming of Christ. I'm expecting a lightly minecraft inspired open universe that will eventually show it's math roots. I know I'll see one two many creatures and see the math behind it's varying templates. I know it will it'll get boring or might even be boring from the get-go. That's ok. It's still going to one one hell of a thing. And they have lots of room to surprise me.
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This is a game I'll play. A game whose existence was more a war of attrition fought between Gamers and The Universe.
We fucking won you guys! I don't give a shit if it's good at this point.
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X-Com: Enemy Unknown was really, really, really good.
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Basically, they said I would get a game from the Bayonetta/Vanquish people who, with the backing of MS money, were making a game where I control a dragon in 4-player co-op, battle armies and battle things BIGGER than dragons. Done!!
Ok. So I WASN'T blown away by their E3 showing. That's ok, it's got some time, I believe in PLATINUM and MS's production know-how. Should be good. Colour me excited!
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As much as Alan Wake and Max Payne aren't objectively 'The Worlds Greatest Games' they're pretty good. But more importantly they stick with me. I remember their stories. Their characters and what drives them stay with me for years. Alan Wake particularly is one of the most vivid games I played last gen. Seeing everything so closely through the eyes of Alan is an experience I can recall among a torrent of fuzzy, same'y narratives as clearly was the day I finished it.
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The DOAX games are some of the most insulting wastes of my time I've ever indulged in. I even played 20+ hours of DOAX2 in a very, very, very, very stubborn effort to get any, just one, of any achievement offered in the game. Literally if you don't want to walk away with Zero gamerscore in DOAX2 you're looking at 15 - 20 hours of honed play. It's insane. I put this on here as a joke.
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THEN there are a bunch of games that; Look cool; Are cool but I'm just not into, or; Who the fuck knows?!? All of which might end up being raaaaaad
- Space Hulk: Deathwing (because Warhammer! and WARHAMMER IS MAD, METAL AND BONKERS
- The Division
- Mirrors Edge
- Street Fighter 5
- DOOM (again)
- FFXV
- Dishonored 2
- Firewatch
- Persona 5
- Gears 4
- Cuphead
- Hyper Light Drifter
- Below
-and Nintendo stuff if you're into that sort of thing.
Thanks for reading :) I'm jazzed for next year!
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