My quest is to write a haiku about every game I have ever played. This could take a very, very long time. I thought I was being original when I started this list, but it seems other people have done the same. Oh well, at least my haiku will be 100% original.
Because of problems formatting line breaks, I will punctuate the end of every line for the sake of readability.
One more Marker built;
In the fray is Isaac Clarke;
With a voice to cuss.
Joker's coup d'état;
Batman fights to save Gotham;
From a baneling rush.
A bird of talent;
Toki needs all his eggs back;
Before they're scrambled.
Funnels, lasers, gel;
Testing outside of the tube;
This statement is false.
A world of ideas;
A sack person fashion show;
Colonize the moon!
Stickers and costumes;
Our friend Sackboy goes porto;
Starting Down Under!
White man with a 'fro;
A hypnotic adventure;
Child star caffeine rush!
Rats that learned to shave;
A never-ending talk show;
So, what's cooking, Sam?
The Toy Mafia;
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em;
Don't forget your mask.
Door guards guarding doors;
Musicals about warfare;
Max for president!
Hypnotic goggles?
The net is the enemy!
Money laundering.
Pointy and his bro;
Which will be her favourite son?
A birth is at hand.
Physics-based puzzles;
Three classes rolled into one;
Skeleton mania!
Quest for the lost heir;
Mammoths and automatons;
Oscar needs to hush!
Kindred of the night;
Royal dead guy stirring unrest;
Chatting up road signs.
A fateful fire;
A decaying fantasy;
Grim reality.
Special DNA;
Creatures with growing features;
Gotta catch 'em all!
Long-eared animals;
A quote-unquote disaster;
Cockroaches for lunch.
Star Wars Wolfenstein;
Kyle mucking in the sewers;
Lining his pockets.
Dad left him something;
The Valley of the Jedi;
Kyle uses the Force.
Katarn messes up;
Luke's bride-to-be saves his ass;
Student and teacher.
Kyle regrets his choice;
Overcomes his past failures;
Fighting fake Jedi.
Jensen falls apart;
Now he's better than ever;
Dogmentation, yeah!
Custom Jaden Korr;
Fresh blood in the Jedi school;
A Sith Lord revived.
Zombies in the sun;
Welcome to holiday hell.
Who do you voodoo?
Alien insects;
The rebels are the bad guys;
Need a bank for scrap.
One Spanish a-hole;
Betentacled folks from Mars;
Wally on a board!
A band of elites;
He who is not vampiric;
Who is Mister Pink?
A scared little girl;
Adopts an urban badass;
To survive the 'lypse.
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