Open Mic Night [SSC10]



  
Hey Everybody, Just imagine for a second that I'm Fox McCloud and I got more than a couple of stand-up jokes for you. What's the deal with concatenation? GBAs and GameCubes, am I right fellas? Ladies you know what I'm talking about. Flying around Space and shooting Andross in the Hand Balls. But don't you just hate that when you're in the middle of a mission, and then another ace pilot comes in and totally cock blocks you? No? Anybody?... Just me?
 
So I was playing Dragon Age a couple of nights ago and I beat it, and I watched it play out and... I was in awe. And I know what you're thinking, a grown ass Fox playing a video game and all not even a (chuckle)Nintendo game. But I'm like, This shit is amazing. Seriously. Bioware is the only company I know that can make an ugly ass game, a BROKEN ugly ass game. And it still manages to be compelling. Seriously you play that game and you want to BARF, but you'll be damned if you you don't come out of that game shedding a tear. You know?
 
Shit is crazy....
 
I was actually going to open it up to everyone else this Sunday Social because frankly I was going to be really lazy this time around. Something about leaving for a week to Mexico made me substantially “not care” about this blog, but I went ahead with it anyway. I JUST LOVE YOU GUYS THAT MUCH. And while I may not have the pull of “Moon Royalty” or a facetious Hamburger, I take great pleasure in enjoying my self worth. Even if I'm just playing to a small crowd of a couple of GB doods that I regular with in a chatroom. But it goes as follows, a couple of nights ago, I asked you kids to be funny, and this is all that was offered.
Thanks to you two for stepping up to the plate. That's what Open Mic night is all about here at the sunday social. Got a talent? Want to show off? Then take those pants off and get on stage. (if that's what it takes) I know I know.. I'm fairly un-organized right now. But as I said before I don't care this run. So Let's just have fun with this.
 
Or we can admit that this first half is just a distraction, and get on with the second half of this Post, by talking about every-bodies favourite new PODCAST?
 

TL;DL EPISODE 5: FALLING A HOUSE

(FIRST AND FOREMOST I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE. This isn't the episode with Tiwi, I haven't had the time to edit that one. I am really sad. Maybe I'll do it if I have time IN MEXICO.)
 EPISODE 5
Now the bread AND butter of this entire bloody post.  (<--DOWNLOAD IT *GASP*)

There's a certain amazing Level of Absurdity that comes out of these Podcasts. I relish in the fact that we are completely unprofessional and don't like to try too hard to entertain the pants off of you. TL;DL opens with a STAR STUDDED CAST consisting of Ossi, Sleepy_Insomniac, Ace829, SPECIAL GUEST Vidiot, and yours truly. We tackle every subject like, GDC (not really) 3DS, BattleField 3, The mantra of Miyamoto, Horror stories of Football Manager, Love for shitty games, a Spoken Review from the highest of christian gaming sites and MORE.


I'd bet you'd really want to listen to this. If not for our delightful commentary but more for my amazing Editing job!
 


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Edited by bonbolapti


  
Hey Everybody, Just imagine for a second that I'm Fox McCloud and I got more than a couple of stand-up jokes for you. What's the deal with concatenation? GBAs and GameCubes, am I right fellas? Ladies you know what I'm talking about. Flying around Space and shooting Andross in the Hand Balls. But don't you just hate that when you're in the middle of a mission, and then another ace pilot comes in and totally cock blocks you? No? Anybody?... Just me?
 
So I was playing Dragon Age a couple of nights ago and I beat it, and I watched it play out and... I was in awe. And I know what you're thinking, a grown ass Fox playing a video game and all not even a (chuckle)Nintendo game. But I'm like, This shit is amazing. Seriously. Bioware is the only company I know that can make an ugly ass game, a BROKEN ugly ass game. And it still manages to be compelling. Seriously you play that game and you want to BARF, but you'll be damned if you you don't come out of that game shedding a tear. You know?
 
Shit is crazy....
 
I was actually going to open it up to everyone else this Sunday Social because frankly I was going to be really lazy this time around. Something about leaving for a week to Mexico made me substantially “not care” about this blog, but I went ahead with it anyway. I JUST LOVE YOU GUYS THAT MUCH. And while I may not have the pull of “Moon Royalty” or a facetious Hamburger, I take great pleasure in enjoying my self worth. Even if I'm just playing to a small crowd of a couple of GB doods that I regular with in a chatroom. But it goes as follows, a couple of nights ago, I asked you kids to be funny, and this is all that was offered.
Thanks to you two for stepping up to the plate. That's what Open Mic night is all about here at the sunday social. Got a talent? Want to show off? Then take those pants off and get on stage. (if that's what it takes) I know I know.. I'm fairly un-organized right now. But as I said before I don't care this run. So Let's just have fun with this.
 
Or we can admit that this first half is just a distraction, and get on with the second half of this Post, by talking about every-bodies favourite new PODCAST?
 

TL;DL EPISODE 5: FALLING A HOUSE

(FIRST AND FOREMOST I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE. This isn't the episode with Tiwi, I haven't had the time to edit that one. I am really sad. Maybe I'll do it if I have time IN MEXICO.)
 EPISODE 5
Now the bread AND butter of this entire bloody post.  (<--DOWNLOAD IT *GASP*)

There's a certain amazing Level of Absurdity that comes out of these Podcasts. I relish in the fact that we are completely unprofessional and don't like to try too hard to entertain the pants off of you. TL;DL opens with a STAR STUDDED CAST consisting of Ossi, Sleepy_Insomniac, Ace829, SPECIAL GUEST Vidiot, and yours truly. We tackle every subject like, GDC (not really) 3DS, BattleField 3, The mantra of Miyamoto, Horror stories of Football Manager, Love for shitty games, a Spoken Review from the highest of christian gaming sites and MORE.


I'd bet you'd really want to listen to this. If not for our delightful commentary but more for my amazing Editing job!
 


Edited by CommodoreGroovy

Telling me to be funny on the spot is not the way to get a joke outta me. Unless I specifically prepared that day for a random stranger, walking down the street, to ask me for a joke -- then I could maybe be prepared to give a joke. Besides, I have a better time showing you a joke rather than trying to tell you one. I don't have good stage presence, and it's either hit or miss if I can actually time the joke properly.

Edited by Dolphin_Butter

The link to the podcast keeps giving me an IP address error. Shame too, since I want to hear Ace829 fuck up the intro--because that was totally him who derailed the beginning, and not me. ;)

Posted by bonbolapti
@CommodoreGroovy:  Well then I guess you can take the time now to think of a good one and then get back to the thread? ;) ;)
 
@Sleepy_Insomniac: It's weird that you're getting the error and not me. Is there an alternative place I could/should upload it in the meantime?