By Bongos 1 Comments
I just remembered trying to play this game a long time ago seeing how people went nuts for it so I tried to go nuts to.
Problem is that every time I tried get my sims on THEY ALWAYS GET DEPRESSION AND KILL THEMSELVES STOP IT KNOCK IT OFF.
Every god damn time they commit suicide or become miserable masses. I AM NOT THAT TERRIBLE A OVERSEER YOU JACKOFF.
Anyways I try to start and make a regular guy normal stats fill out his crummy house with stupid junk.
He gets a job being a soldier or cop or some junk everythings going fine for the most part.
Heres where ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE. Ok he comes back from work and get Post traumatic stress disorder or some junk and starts crying and watching TV ALL THE TIME. Come on dude get it together how bout painting a picture or playing video games? I know what will cheer you up PIZZA! So he orders some and starts to get his act together when the door rings.
I thought it was a pizza man but it was a PIZZA GIRL OH SNAP TIME TO GET YOUR MACK ON HOME SLICE! So I tell him to get his mack on little did I know he'd get his SLACK ON AND FUMBLE WITH THE PIZZA LADY NO YOU BUFFOON!
After the PIZZA DEBACLE he becomes BALLISTIC crying eating and watching tv ALL THE DAMN TIME WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME.
In a befuddled rage I told him to make some god damn DEGIORNO trying not to summon the PIZZA LADY creating another fit of cry and tv.
When DIVINE INTERVENTION takes place god snatching up mah poor crying man baby of a man leaving a ashy floor of his remnants thank god.
Guess what this happened TWO TIME TO ME.
DAMN THE PIZZA LADY AND DAMN THAT EASY BAKE OVEN FROM HELL.
Stayyyy coooool and watch out for pizzas god damn it