Panzer Dragoon Zwei is one of the best games ever released on a Sega console. Both the Game of Life and the game of life are filled with shit RNG that ruins the whole experience.
It sounds like you really have it out for Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines.
I've found a simple, two step solution to winning at Magic the Gathering. Step one, don't play Magic the Gathering. Step two, point and laugh at the smelly nerds playing Magic the Gathering. Remember kids, the only way to win is not to play.
That GOTY hub is fantastic for tracking the extensive history of these awards over time. It's also amazing how the community has been consistently wrong almost every single year.
'I played this game for 200 hours and it's terrible' is something you write when you've been fully Steam-review-pilled. Very few mainstream games meet all six criteria, if we're to be honest. That's why I would raise my eyebrows at your inclusion of the RPGs and Mario. All of those have at least one redeeming category even if one or more others are a heinous failure.
Anyway, you left out the original Bioshock, which undoubtedly belongs on this list.
Hold on, are you saying that life isn't just a cruel series of random events where people are valued solely based on economic wealth? If you're rejecting those core tenants of capitalism then you must be one of them pinko commies I keep hearing about on the radio.
Always appreciate the shoutout. Now that we're past Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, we're starting the countdown to Neurodancer, which may or may not be worse. I'm pretty sure that one is going to get me banned from something.
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