Saints Row II DLC - Tera Patrick.

Porn stars r srs bsns man. SHES A MICRO-BIOLOGIST! Okay, fair enough. SHES A MICRO-BIOLOGIST WITH A RACK THE SIZE OF CLEVELAND AND THE DRESS CODE OF A BROTHEL!

Don't flame her, bro.


(Side note, the DLC's god awful, but whatddya expect? Volition got free BJs, we got new vehicles, we're all happy in a way)

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13 Comments
Posted by BraindeadRacr

Porn stars r srs bsns man. SHES A MICRO-BIOLOGIST! Okay, fair enough. SHES A MICRO-BIOLOGIST WITH A RACK THE SIZE OF CLEVELAND AND THE DRESS CODE OF A BROTHEL!

Don't flame her, bro.


(Side note, the DLC's god awful, but whatddya expect? Volition got free BJs, we got new vehicles, we're all happy in a way)

Posted by CL60

Sexy.

Posted by Tru3_Blu3

Your way of explaining things is odd, rudimentary, and fucking godly.

If only there was a god, however.

Posted by DBoy

What is the DLC anyway?
If it's only Kiera, forget it, I can get free pr0n whenever I want.

Edited by TheGreatGuero

I like her. :)

By the way, for your comment about Volition getting free BJs, I would kinda like for you to die.

Edited by BraindeadRacr

Well, didn't they get free BJ's?
If I'd ever hire a effin' porn star, it's... well... doing business.

Posted by TheGreatGuero

Dude, just because she's a pornstar, it doesn't mean she goes around giving everyone blowjobs. That's a pretty negative way to look at them.

Posted by Quadrifoglio

Chill out, dude. It was a joke.

Posted by GreggD

Porn stars are whores, plain and simple, man. They have sex...And get a paycheck for it. Remind me of the difference? Nothing more than rudimentary, mind.

Edited by CL60
GreggD said:
"Porn stars are whores, plain and simple, man. They have sex...And get a paycheck for it. Remind me of the difference? Nothing more than rudimentary, mind."
  Theirs a big difference between a pornstar and a prostitute.
Posted by TheGreatGuero
CL60 said:
"GreggD said:
"Porn stars are whores, plain and simple, man. They have sex...And get a paycheck for it. Remind me of the difference? Nothing more than rudimentary, mind."
  Theirs a big difference between a pornstar and a prostitute."
Totally, dude.
Posted by GreggD

In essence, they do the same thing for money. It's just that one of them doesn't have to adhere to a pimp.

Edited by BraindeadRacr

If we're getting all serious - I don't give a good goddamn about whether she's a pornstar, prostitute, whore, or whatever you'd classify it. The fact that you wish me dead over a joke's not just fucked up, it's just going too fucking far, dude. I don't care whether you kinda want me to die, or flatout want me to die. You stated it as it is.

I don't even wanna know what you would wish to a man if he was actually serious.