What (Call of Duty) Modern Warfare 2 must have and what not.
By BraindeadRacr 6 Comments
A nice little list with eye-comforting numbers.
What it needs:
- Communists.
- Russia displayed as evil bastards who stole the Space Race victory from us.
- Americans displayed as warm-hearted stereotypes who stroke puppies with one hand and shoot enemies with the other.
- Apple pie.
- British S.A.S.
- World War I mustache on Lt. Price is a must.
- DONT EVER NAME THE COUNTRY THAT IS DISPLAYED AS EVIL.
- See number 7; Russia.
- See number 7; Iraq.
- See number 7; Afghanistan.
- Martyrdom. Martyrdom. Martyrdom.
- The god almighty M16 rifle.
- The god almighty rifle that isn't the M16 but is even better; AK-47.
- Golden trim for my über shotgun.
- Gore.
- Last stand for giggles.
- Desert Eagle .50 pistol.
- StG/MP44 Rifle for old time's sake.
- Russian babble CoD fanboys will stroke their balls over for months.
- A one-armed bad-ass who looks like he ran headfirst into sixty walls who also is Russian.
- Another one-armed bad-ass who looks like he ran headfirst into sixty walls, but then American.
- Fifty thousand people used to live here...
- ... Now it's a ghost town.
- MOAR MCMILLIAN!
- More explosives.
- The lovely yells when you throw a grenade or place a claymore when playing as Spetsnaz; "PLAACCIIINN CLAAAYMAWWRRR".
- Longer single player campaign with a bad ass who takes on entire armies while having a extremely fruity name. Soapy dropped the Soap.
- Gaz.
- Multiplayer must be the same as Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare and even better.
- See 29 or mass riot will erupt.
- See 29 once again...
- 29... Make. It. Happen.
- If it doesn't, apple pie will be fed to Russian.
What it doesn't need.
- Tanks.
- Anti-tank grenades.
- A setting somewhere between the birth of Christ and the Vietnam War.
- Multiplayer balanced so well, that SMG's effectively outmatch anything else.
- Pistols that shatter Kevlar like glass.
- Treyarch as a Call of Duty game developer.
- Bayonets.
- Tanks.
- Machine-gewehren 1940.
- Did I mention tanks? No?
- Tanks.
- Any firearms made in China, replicated by China or distributed by China.
- What remains of point 12 should form a list of roughly four weapons.
- Ain't that a bitch.
- Tanks.
There you go.
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