bucifer

Just become a werewolf that will cure vampirism and also make you pretty badass

This is as much of a puzzle as someone asking me what number they're thinking of... didn't like it

Having batteries that last more than a minute(I'm looking at you EVERY FPS EVER MADE)

Finally a reason to get rid of my 3GS! That's one amazing action figure, but $150....ouch

@crusader8463 said:

Sorry that happened to ya, but when I was reading that I couldn't help but picture this commercial in my head the entire time.

PERFECT!

Edit: Buy an alarm system

@squirrelnacho: Yeah, I'll try to use more skill

@AhmadMetallic: Tell me about it, used to think that Jeff was just crap at FPS games, because he always complains how hard it is to get into Call of Duty MP these days, but damn... I couldn't get past 5 kills in 30 mins in BF3. Hope that there will be more players at my skill level (normal people with varied interests, noobs) when the game's out.

Please don't make him bald, please don't make him bald, please don't make him bald...

Get a second apartment :D