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#1 Posted by Butler (332 posts) - 1 year, 22 days ago

All I know is America needs a gay atheist woman president, kind of the total opposite of what we've been used to. Fuck Dicks, Fuck God, Fuck War is a campaign promise I can get behind.

The fact that gay marriage, abortion, and the accepted credibility of religion are issues in this country makes me want to cry.

As you guys have said before we've probably already had gay/atheist presidents that weren't just open about it.

And then there is that Bohemian Grove for all you conspiracy theorists out there.

#2 Posted by Butler (332 posts) - 1 year, 22 days ago

I just wake up. I started a new job about a month ago and after a week I just started waking up naturally at 5 am on my own. Never had that ability before. I'm not okay with this change.

#3 Posted by Butler (332 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago

I always wanted to make Roman styled fraternity to crush the Greek life on campus.

#4 Posted by Butler (332 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

@H2Oyea said:

@Butler said:

When I was ten my dad got me ninja stars, throwing knives, and tomahawks.

As a kid it was amazing.

As a family tradition having to duel him when I turn 25 in a few years is not something I look forward to. But hey that's adulthood. So give the kid something he can enjoy.

What in the world? Are you a part of some Japanese clan? Iga? Koga?

Nah we're Vikings.

@Jay444111:

Bb guns may not be deadly but they can be fun.

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Another suggestion is fireworks and controlled explosions. Take him somewhere where you can just blow stuff up. You supervising of course.

#5 Edited by Butler (332 posts) - 1 year, 26 days ago

When I was ten my dad got me ninja stars, throwing knives, and tomahawks.

As a kid it was amazing.

As a family tradition having to duel him when I turn 25 in a few years is not something I look forward to. But hey that's adulthood. So give the kid something he can enjoy.

#6 Posted by Butler (332 posts) - 1 year, 27 days ago

@Alex said:

C'mon guys, you can do better than this. You haven't even triggered my sense of self-loathing yet.

You mean that doesn't already? You've got some thick skin then.

#7 Posted by Butler (332 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

The Unicorn!

I just loved it so, so, so much. After the movie ended I ran up to the screen and high fived it.

#8 Posted by Butler (332 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

You can also print it out on their website for free which makes me love the company even more.

#9 Posted by Butler (332 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Yeah I warn them. I've also been on the receiving end of the warning too, which is always nice.

Those cops sitting there are not protecting anyone, they are not ensuring safety. They are using a corrupt system to funnel money into the state.

Speed limits on highways are lower than they should be as well. People can safely drive around 75 miles an hour not 65 it's archaic and pointless now. What people need to learn is that the left lane is for passing and going faster and the right lane is for slower constant travel. It's not always the people speeding that are the problem on the highways its the slow assholes texting/tweeting/or doing other assnine shit on their iPhones and sit in the left lane blocking the flow of traffic.

#10 Posted by Butler (332 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

I lost weight and then destroyed the hearts of pretty girls that wanted to be friends with me when I was bigger. I became an in shape heart breaker set on crippling pretty girls. I became the asshole I had to hear so much about when I was a "nice guy" in my innocent youth. I'm a bitter sexy man now. haha

My advice don't give a shit about how women treat you. Lose the weight so that you are healthier and lose it for yourself!

Use your keyboard!

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