I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of rolling your own. Find a local smoke shop and pick out some delicious smelling loose pipe tobacco and roll that up. Stay away from the pouches you can buy. And on the plus side it's hella cheaper if you're an avid smoker. Also, you'll make tons of friends cus random people stop me all the time asking to bum one after they smell it as I walk down the street. Also be prepared to tell people it isn't a joint. That being said never have been hassled by the fuzz for it and I look like someone who does the potdrugs.
After rolling, I am so turned off by smoking any packaged cigarette. They taste so awful.
I don't know if it has to do with the type of tobacco I smoke or if I am just an edge case but I've never had a craving for a cig. No science to back it up but I attribute it to not smoking big tobacco companies products.
I hate when people spend five minutes telling me some artisanal monkey shat out the beans just to make it taste better. I even have gotten weird looks when I go to little mom and pop cafes and I ask just for black coffee. I used to add loads of whipcream, caramel, the whole nine but my tastes have changed. And I was heavily influenced by Twin Peaks.
A lot actually, the more I say it out loud. The long title as a whole seems to clunky to me and needs to be shortened.
And disregard any use of "pretentious" in discussions. It's a simple and overused term used by pretentious people (har har har) to discredit others when something is out of their desired norm despite if their following advice is valid.
And as always if you like you're long title and it means a whole lot to ya, fuck our suggestions and keep it the way you want.
Guys I solved it. CBS is planning to invent their own virtual pop star and Jeff having clearly sold out, high on pipe dope and that corporate pape publicly denounced the blue haired robot as part of CBS's underground smear/marketing campaign.