
Although it's never really as exciting as this shot may seem, Vampire Rain is not the Worst Game Evarz™
So, I've just finished
Vampire Rain. When I first started playing it,
I'd reported that I thought it was freakin' terrible. That's because
the opening 6 levels are dire, plodding stealth affairs that don't
want you to think outside the box. Level 7 sees the introduction of
weapons, and even then you're not really encouraged to use them
throughout the game. No, the makers of Vampire Rain loved their stealth
element so much that they made it the primary focus for a considerable
slab of the game.
As previously stated, I'm planning on writing a review for this game. I
know, it's been out for ages and everybody knows it's not the most
amazing title ever to grace Microsoft's machine. Hardly the most timely
review, but I just want to get one under my belt. Now, I'm not sure if
Stockholm Syndrome has kicked in, but my review of Vampire Rain isn't
going to be completely damning; there are moments where it can be a
somewhat enjoyable experience. The problem is that these moments aren't
as often as one would hope, and even then most are bonus missions that
are peripheral to moving the story forward. Uh, if you were not to skip
some of the cutscenes as I did, that is.
But that's not the point of this blog entry. Nope, I'm just typing to
have a little whinge about Achievement points. Yes, I'm one of those
people. Y'see, after all my toil with this
not-as-wretched-as-people-want-it-to-be-but-still-pretty-wretched game,
I emerged with a paltry 50G. Ugh. Then I had a think about the other
titles that have been measly with coughing up the Gamerscore goodness.
Apart from
Perfect Dark Zero (a launch title, so I'll cut it some
slack), these are the other titles that I think have grifted me:
The more astute among you may have noticed that these games, just like
Vampire Rain, are el cheapo Japanese titles. I know, they're games that
aren't considered to be top-shelf. As such, you probably think I get
what I deserve for mucking around with such things (although I'll go
three rounds of fisticuffs with anyone who thinks EDF 2017 isn't a fun
game). But still, what conclusion are we supposed to draw from this?
Japanese developers think you have to be punished for being a
cheapskate?
No, I think the conclusion we should draw is that I can be a slut for
the Achievements, and maybe that's where the problems start.
Anybody know any other titles that are tightfisted with the Achievements?