Used in Most Games
Stuff that could go to at least 70% of games
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This dude is the excuse you have to break some skulls open.
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This is the equivalent of, "In Soviet Russia, Game Pauses YOU"
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While highly misogynistic at times, I'd rather look at this for 145 hours than a person that would give Quasimodo a run for his money.
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Your doing the world a huge favor yet you still have to kill mother-loving rats just to afford a sword....
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I cant think of a single mini-boss that isn't overshadowed by the "Boss".
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Because half the time traveling on foot is STOOPID.
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None of them are ever any fun, ever. I mean imagine all the kick-ass dialog you can get if a dude in your RPG party got inflicted by hallucinogens? Wasted opportunity.
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If its in 2-D guess what it has? HINT: its not a toaster.
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Really more of an arcade kinda thing.
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Where there's smoke...
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While he can technically not be antagonist, chances are you're reading too much into the story.
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This can cause the "carrot at the end of the stick" effect
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almost in every new game
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The opponent not next to you
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Boom goes the dynamite
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Tells you how much time you got left
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The reason "antidote" exists.
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without it, mages really would be just a bunch of pansies.
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Never admit you got it...
even though you did
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Innovative and simple, without it you'd be wondering if that really was heaven's door you were knockin'.
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To some proof that they indeed are "Teh sux" or "1337"
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a hadouken.
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(~Insert Pattern~), counter that, rinse, lather, repeat.
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Immediately complicates the story of any game.
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When you just can't stand.
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Boy meets girl, Girl meets boy, Boy gets girl flowers, Girl gets abducted by Nazi/Aliens/Evil Twin, Boy saves girl. Any Questions?
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Doesn't have to be in order.
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A convenient plot device. Are you one?
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Makes it possible to see yourself three times at the same time while standing behind yourself when your were your grandfather.
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from the mini-jump, to scaling buildings in a single bound.
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A staple in most action games that boils down to Simon says in tune to a cutscene.
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Neat little things that are sometimes missed without a FAQ
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When a game ceases to be a game and lets you enjoy a sandwich.
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Sometimes this is just a Game Over Screen, Sometimes he is even a character in some games. Death is always an annoyance though.
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Because you REALLY needed to look at THAT dude's sweat in high def.
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Done right, EPIC. Done wrong, regular enemy with more health.
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THE close-quarters weapon
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THE not-close-quarters weapon
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Is there a cool dude in your game? Chances are he's wearing a pair.
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As if cut scenes did not make any more sense at times.
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M. Knight Shyamalan
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Just when you think a game is resolved it gives you the big ol' middle finger and basically lends itself to a sequel.
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I always imagine them in old school RPGs as that one douche who just goes "..."
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Milkin' the cow for what its worth.
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Milkin the calf for what its worth.
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Not the exact same cow, but close enough.
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And the saga continues whether you like it or not.
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A hero villain sandwich that is easy on the villain part.
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I don't know if its a trap or not anymore! *sobs*
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Because you know you wanna look like 90% of the dudes you play as.
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