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'Games Which Made Me Say Words My Mother Most Certainly Didn't Teach Me' List

I take my games quite seriously. And sometimes, I swear at them. Not too often, mind you, I'm a very polite person. But when I try to kill some asshole for the thiertieth fucking time and still get demolished...

So far, it's going to be a short list, because I simply can't remember. But it's going to fill up, I'm sure of it.

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  • I hate Vesker. And my AI partner surely didn't help - "No, I need you behind his back, not running with me like a dog!"

  • Awesome game and not too difficult to S-rank. But during some of the challenges, I might have been less than polite...

  • I was quite pissed in the later levels, where everything looks crazy, platforms disappear under your feet, some exist only under certain circumstances and most of the movement consists of leaps of faith.

  • Well, this one was pretty fast - 10 minutes in and I was already cursing, because I simply couldn't get past that particular screen.

  • Oh, come on! Taking away my inventory after 70+ hours of playing? At least I got it all back relatively soon... And had to manually put every single piece of equipment back to every single dude in my party! Not cool.

  • Just two minutes from the start of the game to the smoking pile of scrap metal and I didn't even have to try.

  • Awesome game. But at one moment, the combination of the highest difficulty, glitching physics and those fucking bats was quite frustrating.

  • Great multiplayer! With a shitload of fucking cheaters!

  • The ending was one big "WHAT THE FUCK?"

  • I love that game. But man, fuck Meat Circus. Even in the easier Steam version, it still drives me crazy.

  • What's worse than the first boss in a game being also the toughest one? When the sixth boss (not even close to the end of the game) is, in fact, even bigger pain in the ass! Tiamat and Silitha - remember those names.

  • To put it mildly, FTL can be quite a bitch. Sure, why not - lose you crew to some space spiders, get sabotaged by an alleged fugitive, or even better - run out of rockets during fight with the Rebel Flagship.

  • Have you ever noticed that games with randomly generated maps can be very frustrating? ... yeah.

  • Perfect example of a beautiful and charming game... which is completely destroyed by incredibly frustrating difficulty in some spots. If you ever make games, let someone normal and average test-run them for you, please.

  • Hey, you liked colourful, trigger-happy and over the top Serious Sam 2? We have better idea! In Serious Sam 3, you'll be in the Middle East and shoot with boring pistol, shotgun and assault rifle. They may require reloading unlike most weapons in the series, but you'll have iron sights! All of this will come in handy while you're running through dark, narrow corridors and collect keys.

    Keys! Keys are the next gaming craze, I love them! And when I got a key and the door told me it was the wrong one and I have to go look for the right one... Oh, you jolly rascals! Seriously, fuck you.

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