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Monsters that are not classic RPG staples

These are monsters that just didn't make the cut

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  • Generic Large dudes. These aren't in a lot of RPGs because they have trouble dealing with scale.

  • Here is your sword, fight these.

  • Depending on the amount of magic in your setting, you will probably run into these skinny foes.

  • CAN YOU DIG IIIIIIT!?

  • Slow, rotting, bruisers.

  • Smarter than zombies, less decayed too.

  • You've been bit by, you've been bit by a smooth criminal.

  • If not one of the specifics, most RPGs have undead in general.

  • A good enemy to match up with humans. Stronger and more brutish than humans, but not completely stupid.

  • Bears, especially the dire sort, will usually mess you up.

  • Shorma Gorath is not a cyclops. Worst. Image. Ever. These monsters are a staple of the Dragon Quest series.

  • Female magic users.

  • Male Magic users.

  • Evil male magic users.

  • All magic users.

  • Burning legion, devils, whatever you call them, fiery creatures from hell usually put up a tough fight.

  • Remember Mummies Alive?

  • Mummies Alive was awesome.

  • Oh shit, it's a ghost!

  • Warcraft 2 had the best characterization of Ogres. Really big brutes that are a bit low on the intelligence scale.

  • You mess with the bull you get the horns. Also you might end up in a labyrinth. With David Bowie.

  • Lycanthropes are tough, feral creatures, sometimes they are just as smart as humans.

  • Feral hyena people. These are bad ass Werewolves that are always hairy.

  • Do not feed.

  • All types of slimey enemies are a challenge.

  • The living embodiment of the elements.

  • Be they giant or small you will probably run into these wall crawlers. They will probably not crawl on a wall. Shout out to <A href="http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/wandrecanada/">wandrecanada</A> for the reminder

  • See above, two less legs but twice as hard working as the arachnids.

  • At some point a brilliant person asked, "what if this lion had a serpent's head, and it could like poison you while it's mauling you?" That person died in an unrelated mauling/poison, but he did bring us the awesomeness that is the Chimera. Basic idea: take animals and put them together. It's all on <A href="http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/lennylar987/">lennylar987</A> for this one!

  • Gettin' all D&D up in this piece! I approve! This beast is a giant floating face with one eye and a bunch of eye stalks. As if that wasn't bad enough he shoots different beams out of ALL of his eyes. Dead adventurers are in the eyes of the beholder. Thanks to <A href="http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/noxious/">NoXious</A> for the suggestion.

  • Mind Flayers! Picture a mind, then flay that shit! These powerful telepathic creatures use their psionic abilities to shatter the minds of their foes, at which point they suck out and eat their brains! Toasty!

  • You will get bit, it will suck. <A href="http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/ace829/">Ace829</A> was all about informing us about snakes. <A href="http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/captainfish/all-images/52-411577/snakes_/51-1323390/">Pic Related: Awesome snakes</A>

  • Half bird, half lady, all harpy. Kratos doesn't have much problem with these dudes, but you might. <A href="http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/apollobob/">ApolloBob</A> reminded me that these give you claws for alarm.

  • <- Not this kind, the kind who waylays unsuspecting villagers and adventures asking them the most important question. "Your gp or your hp?" Let's all give big ups to <A href="http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/Dr_Feelgood38/">Dr_Feelgood38</A> for reminding me of this and the following 2 list members.

  • I already added the were version, but you should never forget that even a normal wolf can ruin your day. Big, hairy, toothed and always hunting in packs, one wolf certainly means several are present and a good fight is on the horizon.

  • Sometimes they're rad, although even when they are, they aren't. Getting stung usually means damage over time poison and the larger ones can really put a damper on a quest. <A href="http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/Zippedbinders/">Zippedbinders</A> let me know the score on scorpions.

  • I have completely neglected our sea faring friends. Giant Squid, Octopi and even Jellyfish will often harry a hero and his party. Of course a dude with the handle <A href="http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/reeftrigger/">ReefTrigger</A> would remind me about the sea. (Sorry for the handle profiling)

  • The only page on this list that is a character not a concept. Kraken's are basically giant giant squids that will eff up your ess. Another <A href="http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/reeftrigger/">ReefTrigger</A> joint.

  • Among these undead immortal generators of necromantic energy, there's a common saying: life's a lich, then you never die. Thank <A href="http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/heavyplay/">heavyplay</A> for this high level creature, but the bad joke is all me baby!

  • Cut off one head, another two grow in its place. Solution: do not use a weapon with a blade. These serpent headed creatures finish many an adventurer before they figure out the trick. <A href="http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/liquidben/">liquidben</A> knows how to take down a hydra, you add it to this list!

  • Gorgon is the general term for these serpentine ladies. One look and you'll be turned to stone. Unless you happen to be Kratos. <A href="http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/noxious/">NoXious</A> let me know to shine up my shield before encountering these.

  • Another petrifying enemy, these lizards will turn you to stone with a single glance. Better bring a Soft. Another <A href="http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/noxious/">NoXious</A> joint.

  • If you play a rouge-like game, be sure not to touch these corpses without gloves on, as you will be turned to stone. And being turned to stone is instant death. <A href="http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/noxious/">NoXious</A> knows what's up with these lizard birds.

  • Apparently some games including WoW, Ultima and Everquest think that these creatures, based off the noble, slow to action Ents in Lord of the rings would be more interesting if they were trying to kill you. They are wrong. <A href="http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/brokencage/">BrokenCage</A> is one messenger I will not shoot.

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Edited By madhattervx

Seriously man, Skeletons should have made the list. Orcs too, but Skeletons are in EVERYTHING. Nice list!

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I agree, the actual quest monsters are a joke! At least 2 I have never even seen in any RPG I've played and the other 3 are hardly notable.

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@DCam:  I agree, you should look into slime lol. :P
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Edited By DCam

"Slime monster" shouldn't really be on this list. The other list has somethings VERY close, which would seem to cover slime monster.

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i miss the first monster on the list!

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@CaptainFish: 
 It was the name of the list that confused me.  Sorry.  I like the list and understood it's real purpose.  I didn't pick up on the sarcasm.  I have a tendency to do that.  Please understand the confusion.
 
By the way, have people completed this quest, because I have visited over 50 pages and I still have one monster to find.  I am going crazy.
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@softcoregamer:
I never stated that all or any of these monsters should replace those in the quest. You're really implying a bit too much about my intentions. This list isn't made to complain about the quest specifically, it's just me documenting the ones I (and other community members) went through in attempting to solve it. It serves to help people by cutting some time out of their own search. The sarcastic title is just so people know what it refers to and is a part of the light-hearted nature of the list itself.
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Not to be a jerk, but the quest's clue is "These monsters are pretty cliche for the RPG genre. Find them all," not "These are the top 5 cliche RPG monsters," or "These are the only RPG cliche monsters that exist."  The quest list is simply an arbitrary subset of a larger "cliche monster" list.  
 
But, I agree with the people that are saying that this is a difficult quest.  I only have 3 so far, and all the ones I have tried are already on this list.

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Add Gods + Devil / Diablo + Roc + Piranah's

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@Fredy:

I think that centaurs are more a race than a monster. I'm reminded of the entire Mega Drive Shining Force series, where you could have half your 16 man team be centaurs. On the other hand if you really do feel strongly about it, I guess I could add it.

@NoXious:

I think these count, if only for the reason that they're awesome and they are all in Tales of Phantasia on the SNES, if my memory serves me correctly.

@BrokenCage:

Treants added, as much as it pained me to do so.

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Treants don't work either.

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Oeh, recently got reminded of the petrification mobs in D&D because I played through Neverwinter Nights Original (or at least Chapter 1) where you have to collect the Cockatrice. There's also an Expansion Pack with the Medusa in it.
Baldur's Gate had this horrible encounter with Basilisks that always managed to petrify someone which was such a terrible thing in D&D. GAAAAH!
Are these three buggers considered to be part of the RPG genre? Basilisk, Cockatrice and Medusa? They are part of mythology I believe.

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Add Centaurs to that list aswell.

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@liquidben:

Thanks liquidben, the hydra has been added. PM if you still need help I can provide hints.


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Any RPG monster list without undead is insta-fail. I'm looking at you, Monster Mash.

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Argh, I'm still looking. Hydra doesn't work either

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@heavyplay:
Oh man do I have egg on my face now or what. Adding Liches. Number one has to do with dragon quest, for some reason.
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No lich either. 
 
Got the last three in the list, just need the first two and it's driving me nuts!

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Yeah, I searched for a good portion of those and then decided this was a stupid quest. Great list, man. I'm glad you're shining some light on this issue.

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@ReefTrigger:
It certainly is tough. Sea monsters have been attached. I feel like I might have forgotten some more specific ones though.
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I have four only one to go...

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This is a pretty crazy achivement... I only have like 3 out of five so far...  Im tempted to type in helicopter
 
oh yeah... you can also rule out sea monster kraken... etc.

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@Dr_Feelgood38:

I know, eh? Thanks for reminding me of wolves, bandits, and scorpions! All were something i looked for in trying this quest!

@Zippedbinders:

Technically Dr_Feelgood38 beat you to it, but I added it because of you so you both get credit!

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Add Scorpions to your list.

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Yeah I'm a little disappointed that spiders, bats or rats don't have a spot on the list. Only figured out three so far, don't want to spoil anything but there definitely one monster I would exchange for either bats, rats or spiders. Then again, they do have a typical "lowbie" mob on the list. Maybe I should not say anything until I figure out the last two mobs.

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Man, I tried so many things. Just normal ass wolves, bandits, thieves, barbarians, soldiers, scorpions, and bees. And most of the things on the list. I was so relieved when I finally got it.

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Even though most of these didn't accomplish the quest involving baddies it got my mind juices flowing so you have my thanks!

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@Ace829:

Hell yes snakes! 

@ApolloBob:

Harpies comin' right up!


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Thanks for this list - it will save a lot of search time!
 
(Oh, and you can rule Harpies out as well)

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Would you consider snakes as an RPG staple?

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@lennylar987:

Chimeras added, they are officially on notice.

@NoXious:
 Beholders added, I also submitted an illithid / mind flayer article so hopefully that's coming.

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Beholders anyone? That is like the one monster I'll never forget from the RPG genre.
Beyond that I was bummed out how Minotaur wasn't even one of the five :-/

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Chalk up Chimeras on the list as well.

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@Wandrecanada:
Ah Spiders, I totally forgot spiders. Some games make up the majority of their monsters with just giant insects/arachnids.
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Edited By Wandrecanada

Yeah seriously... Skeleton Warriors and Humanoid Lizards need to be on that list.
 
Also spiders or Giant spiders.

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It's amazing that these are not in the top 5. I only have 2...

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I have visited almost all of those pages in my quest.

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Edited By Scarlet_Rogue

I find it insane that some of these (especially Orcs, what the hell?) aren't considered classic RPG staples. Nice list.