I don't know about all this Beyblade and weeaboo straight bullshit, but this motherfucker's 'bout to get locked down with...
  

The listing was taken off of ebay. Either they really screwed themselves or it was total b.s.

" OMG!  Hahahaha, is that the fucking weeaboo anime with the fucking tops?!    Oh god, I'm dying right now picturing two kids doing this.  HAHAHAHAHA!  Wow, kids should be watching real anime like Bleach instead of that Naruto and weeaboo shit. "

I am rather pleased that nobody has said 'anime is for jerks' yet. And I'm also ashamed that I didn't think of using my bathtub as a Beyblade arena. That is an awesome idea.

" Their 8.  I could see if they were teenagers and they were doing something stupid. But...come on.   Their 8.   I'm not saying they shouldn't be punished, but this is the stuff that breeds emotional scarring.   Well, enjoy paying for their therapy in 6 years... "

For those of you that don't know, here's a Beyblade. 
 

Why are so many parents so fucking stupid?

Contrary to most of the discussion on this thread: 

1. This is good parenting. Think their kids will keep messing things up? Nope
2. Amine sucks.

This is great news. It makes me happy.

" Your analogy is like saying we should show 6 year-olds Aqua Teen Hunger force opposed to Johnny Test "because it's funnier" "

" @MatPaget said:

"  Whoever says anything like "Watch a real anime like Bleach" needs to get knocked down a few pegs.  "

It has nothing to do with "high and mighty", it's a common fact that Bleach has a far better plot and character than a show like Beyblade.  One set of anime is made for nerds, and another is made for people who just want something decent. "

Their 8.
 
I could see if they were teenagers and they were doing something stupid. But...come on. 
 
Their 8. 
 
I'm not saying they shouldn't be punished, but this is the stuff that breeds emotional scarring. 
 
Well, enjoy paying for their therapy in 6 years...

I was hoping that the 10000+ bids were real. Alas, funny stuff.

" If you don't feel like whipping ass, public shame is a good way to get your kids to stop being house trashing assholes. But only if they haven't hit puberty yet. Once they hit puberty, you can't do this anymore or they'll totally suicide on you. "

" If you don't feel like whipping ass, public shame is a good way to get your kids to stop being house trashing assholes. But only if they haven't hit puberty yet. Once they hit puberty, you can't do this anymore or they'll totally suicide on you. "

" @RockmanBionics:   Does that mean KaosAngel is a weeaboo? Hell, he's been to Japan, and he's one of the few members on the site who speaks Japanese. "

" I fucking...loved...Beyblade!!! "

" @MatPaget said:

"  Whoever says anything like "Watch a real anime like Bleach" needs to get knocked down a few pegs.  "

It has nothing to do with "high and mighty", it's a common fact that Bleach has a far better plot and character than a show like Beyblade.  One set of anime is made for nerds, and another is made for people who just want something decent. "  

that is hilarious

"  Whoever says anything like "Watch a real anime like Bleach" needs to get knocked down a few pegs.  "

I think it's stupid that people make fun of and call people names for enjoying a different culture's form of entertainment. 
 
I used to be made fun of and called a wigger when I was much younger for enjoying Jazz, Funk, and Hip Hop and I've got to say, it's fucking stupid. 
Like what you like, who cares if it's what "posers" like. If you're a fan of Anime and like Beyblade, who the fuck cares? 
 
Whoever says anything like "Watch a real anime like Bleach" needs to get knocked down a few pegs. 
Do you wipe your ass with better toilet paper too? 

If you don't feel like whipping ass, public shame is a good way to get your kids to stop being house trashing assholes. But only if they haven't hit puberty yet. Once they hit puberty, you can't do this anymore or they'll totally suicide on you.

" @Video_Game_King said:

" @KaosAngel said:

" OMG!  Hahahaha, is that the fucking weeaboo anime with the fucking tops?!    Oh god, I'm dying right now picturing two kids doing this.  HAHAHAHAHA!  Wow, kids should be watching real anime like Bleach instead of that Naruto and weeaboo shit. "

What the hell is weeaboo? I've heard it quite a bit, but I still don't know what the hell it is. Why not just call them whatever the hell the Japanese word for posers is (katakana for that word does not count)? "

White person that watches anime and thinks they're japanese, used to be called Wapanese. "

You guys realize the kids probably aren't  into the TV show right? 
The TV show has been off the air for years, while the toys are still popular. 
I've got to say that the toys are fucking killer. Tops are dope and two tops with metal shit attacking each other? Fucking awesome

"Then Kotaku reads reddit.  And reddit reads 4Chan.  Disgusting, right? "

" @Andorski said:

" Someone reads reddit... "

Actually Kotaku. I'm not internet-grown-up enough to read reddit yet. "

" OMG!  Hahahaha, is that the fucking weeaboo anime with the fucking tops?!    Oh god, I'm dying right now picturing two kids doing this.  HAHAHAHAHA!  Wow, kids should be watching real anime like Bleach instead of that Naruto and weeaboo shit. "

" @Video_Game_King said:

" @Aronman789:   I'm guessing it's the type of person who ends every sentence with "kawaii desu ne" (I would've used "可愛いですね ", but I can't imagine them typing in actual Japanese. Also, I can't get Japanese text program thingies to work, so I have to copy and paste.) and pretty much hates every dub ever, since the Japanese version is clearly superior or some shit. "

Pretty much. "

" Someone reads reddit... "

holy fuck that just reminded me of how fun those toys were. it's strange how something that you have absolutely no interaction with beyond making it spin can be so fun.

" @Andorski said:

" Someone reads reddit... "

...now that you mention it, I just realized recently we have been having A LOT of Reddit posts.   "

I used to work at a daycare and have had firsthand experience with these beyblades.
They are a spinning top of sort, with a meta ball bearing bottom, they can fuck up a wooden table real good and I imagine could probably mess up a bathtub.
I can understand the parent selling the toy to teach the children a lesson, put posting the picture seems like overkill.

" Someone reads reddit... "

Someone reads reddit...

That's a pretty good punishment.

My pokemon stuff never ruined any shit.....just sayin' 
 
Or if we go way back there was this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles toy where you could strap your dude down to this table and then pour this green ooze all over them. In the end I would just get it everywhere and I totally ruined our bedroom floor with a giant green splotch. 
    
I'm impressed they decided to destroy the bathtub, I bet those things bounced around all over the place all awesome like.  
 

XD That was random.

WTF is beyblade? 
 
And how can they ruin a bathtub?

What the hell are beyblades? I'm guessing it's an anime toy or something from reading everyone's posts but I don't understand what significances they hold.
 
That picture of the crying kid sure is hilarious though...

Those poor kids. Yeah they might have realized the damage they were doing to the bathtub but to post their picture online? If their friends/peers in school get wind of this they won't be able to live it down. 
Forever to be known as the Beyblade Butchers! Or maybe the Bathtub Beybladers.. 

" It's a lie. A lie. It's all a lie. "

" OMG!  Hahahaha, is that the fucking weeaboo anime with the fucking tops?!    Oh god, I'm dying right now picturing two kids doing this.  HAHAHAHAHA!  Wow, kids should be watching real anime like Bleach instead of that Naruto and weeaboo shit. "

" @Aronman789:   I'm guessing it's the type of person who ends every sentence with "kawaii desu ne" (I would've used "可愛いですね ", but I can't imagine them typing in actual Japanese. Also, I can't get Japanese text program thingies to work, so I have to copy and paste.) and pretty much hates every dub ever, since the Japanese version is clearly superior or some shit. "