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#3 Posted by CarlosTheDwarf (41 posts) -

Patrick doesn't actually know what the uncanny valley is...

#4 Posted by CarlosTheDwarf (41 posts) -

Horrible. He's been part of my weekly routine for almost five years now.

I'll try and remember that he made all those weeks a little better.

#5 Posted by CarlosTheDwarf (41 posts) -

He gave the Phantom Menace and Speed 2 the same score as Miller's Crossing.

#6 Posted by CarlosTheDwarf (41 posts) -

Want to second the vote for Yoshida to do Sony events and pressers. He comes off much more real that anyone else at Sony or anybody at Microsoft.

#7 Posted by CarlosTheDwarf (41 posts) -

@planetary said:

@paulwade1984 said:

Wow. Alex just sent Patrick to school.

Yep. Alex knows how to write, and this is a well-thought, well-written piece.

Word.THIS is what I want to see at GB.

#8 Posted by CarlosTheDwarf (41 posts) -

@JasonR86 said:

@ptys said:

Giant Bomb really need to hire a female editor...

Oh God I would love to see the forums after that. They would fucking lose their shit.

Not if she actually wrote about gaming instead of freshman-level feminism LiveJournal posts. I'd love to see a decent, mature female member on the team instead of Patrick's insufferable adolescent political soapboxing. I suspect most would agree with me.

#9 Posted by CarlosTheDwarf (41 posts) -

@PimblyCharles said:

@CarlosTheDwarf said:

"it was one of 2012's best experiences."

Are. You. High?

God Patrick sucks...

Are you high? This article was a great read and very descriptive with lots of comments from the developers. Did you watch the quick look or play the game? It's actually pretty good and is as close as you'll get to a realistic zombie experience. The way the WiiU Pad is used is not only cool but works well mechanically with whats on the TV, & helps you survive making it a tool. I agree with Patrick that it was a great experience in 2012 and certainly unexpected

His "most memorable moment" is a stupid jump-scare gimmick use of a stupid gimmick controller that will work exactly once during the life of the console.

He sucks.

#10 Posted by CarlosTheDwarf (41 posts) -

"it was one of 2012's best experiences."

Are. You. High?

God Patrick sucks...

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