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Added by Cartman on Aug. 18, 2008

So after a shitload of computer errors and a long download, i jumped into Warhammer Online closed beta today.
Now iv bin pretty fucking hyped for this game for a long ass time, ordered CE a while back so i getta try out the beta. Woooo!
I tryed out most the classes, but ended a Greenskin Black Orc as my main.


So this game has alot of phenomenal features, and amazingly, being a noob dosent suck!! You know, how you would usually not know what the fuck ur doing or doing boring things. You see all the places on ur map, exactly were quests r givin. The area in which to do them and then you kill dwarfs n orcs n shit. One thing i loved about it was how they have achievements, like kill 50 dwarfs...... As you progress you buy skills, blah blah blah you knoe how it works. This MMO though, has the best thing about every MMO and improved it. The PQs (Public Quests) are like you just go in the area, and you can chose to participate or not. Its like Kill 100 Champion (elite) monsters, ........, norm theres like 15-25 ppl each time and it repeats. Its rly fun, and in the end you roll for all the loot (0.875, 0.867....) and you get a shitload of XP. When it comes to glitches, well i hate when these pathetic fucks just whine and whine about little glitches, its NOTHING. So aslong as you dont stress about shit like that (and even if you do) betas can be a hell of a time. The lvl 20 cap pisses me off but w/e, im runnin out of bud anyways. Only one more month!

Its a hell of a game il tell ya that, hope u guys try it when it comes out. If you do, hit me up.





Woooo! Warhammer Online beta was pretty nuts.

O yah and if u didnt like this blog, i stole this pic from Shawn's blog to entertain ya'll


Megan Fox *drools*


Added by Cartman on Aug. 5, 2008

Hey guys, just got back from the USA yesterday

I left in the evening, and started fishing at about 4 am till bout 1. Caught some HUGE fish! Cant wait to eat these motherfuckers :)
Then did a little shopping, bought some games. Finally picked up CoD4, and Tabula Rasa CE for $15 ($50 off! three cheers for wal-mart!)

The highlight of it though were the fine fuckin girls! Dont get me wrong, in canada we have some hot club girls but jesus fuck americas got alot of em. So yeah, had a pretty good time. Payed like $30 US for some mids, gotta find a way to smuggle my stash across the boarder.

God Bless America!


Added by Cartman on Aug. 4, 2008

Wooohooo
I dont really care about posts but its interesting to see that i was the 10th person to hit 1000 =D
And i got 7000 points now, was at 1000 like 3 days ago, god i hated 24 hour moderation. Now i can do anything (create pages, set main image, etc)!
Yay


Added by Cartman on July 28, 2008

Hey guys, add me on Xfire if you have it, much better than forgetting about ppl if your heep of friends.
Add me on Xfire if u want me to pwn ur ass on games online or keep in touch =P


Added by Cartman on July 21, 2008

Months of antisipation way worth it.
This site owns!


Cartman's Reviews
Brings WAR And Epic To The Next Level! (PC)
Warhammer Online is the new MMORPG from Games Workshop, which will literally, blow your fucking mind! Now, i have played every MMO from Ultima to Everquest to WoW. Im a pretty huge fan of the genre and have spent many all nighters playing. Warhammer Online, is by far, the greatest ...
Reviewed by Cartman on Sept. 19, 2008
Tons Of New Conent On To An Epic Game! (PC)
This game is an expansion onto the legendairy World Of Warcraft. It is also the fastest selling PC game of all time and a great expansion.Blizzard would release new content to WoW every day but this adds ALOT.2 New classes, higher level cap, dungeons, areas, quests, ....................When it comes to ...
Reviewed by Cartman on July 22, 2008
Amazing FPS Action! Not The Best But Still Awesome! ()
After a year of being out on the Xbox, PC Gamers eagerly awaited this amazing FPS game to come to the PC. With games like Half-Life, Halo cant be called the best FPS shooter on the PC, not by far but its still very enjoyable.It can be used with a ...
Reviewed by Cartman on July 22, 2008
Remarkable Xbox FPS Shooter! Great Multiplayer! (XBOX)
I could explain how great this game is, but i would need too put approximately 8000 words, 268 pictures and 84 videos but yet it would still mean nothing compared to playing the game. It is the one Xbox i would give a 10 because this game really deserves it. ...
Reviewed by Cartman on July 22, 2008
Knock Out Game! (X360)
The first time i played this game was when my friends brought it over. You start out picking out an awesome boxer or a legendary boxer I picked Muhammad Ali Okay so first impression, AWESOME graphics like it was too realistic i thought i was the one getting punched in ...
Reviewed by Cartman on July 22, 2008
A Must-Have 4 Any Wrestling Fan! (X360)
Remember, this review is coming for a wrestling fan so if ur not a wrestling fan you might view this review a little differently. I was excited for this game 4 a while because i love the wrestling games and the fact of ultimate controle and ECW made its extremely ...
Reviewed by Cartman on July 22, 2008
Amazing MMA Game 2 Play With Ur Buddies! (XBOX)
Wow, this has 2 be my 2nd favorite Xbox game. Alright, u pick ur favorite rapper Ur friends pick theirs The loading screen finishes and the rappers mock each other with funny stuff. Game starts and you kick em in the stomach, punch em in the face a couple times ...
Reviewed by Cartman on July 22, 2008
Amazing Fun Game! 1000s Of Skills/Spells And Non-Stop Fun. (PC)
I'm not sure where to start because this game has too many features for me to write down. I believe this is the greatest RPG ever made on PC. Its hard to classify it into an MMO or not because you get a fresh world when you enter the terain ...
Reviewed by Cartman on July 22, 2008
Amazing High-Octane Wrestling Game (X360)
Well, there are a lot of ignorant people towards this game for no reason. I can honestly say it's one of the funnest wrestling games I have ever played and there is just so much to do. Let's start off with campaign, you pick your favourite superstar from any brand ...
Reviewed by Cartman on July 22, 2008
Awesome Game To Play With Friends!!!! (PS2)
Burnout it the PERFECT game to play with your buddies or to play online. It starts out fun crashing into eachother but when you get that perfect takedown and the other car just goes flying it rules! You can play this game for hours on end all night long. It ...
Reviewed by Cartman on July 22, 2008


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I'm definitely starting to get into a Thanksgiving/holiday mood. It helps when NYC is so near.
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Unless Pandemic gets some kind of royalties from The Saboteur, there is no way I'm buying it. Although I previously planned on picking it up
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Driver's seat started making siren noises with a megaphone system. I shit you now, this just happened.
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