Booty Sweat



It was May of 2010, and I was riding around with my mom and brother in South Carolina. I can't remember why, but I started thinking about fake products from movies that were turned into real things. I got into a discussion about Tropic Thunder with my brother, and decided to see if Booty Sweat, the energy drink promoted by Alpa Chino in the movie, was a real thing. I went to Amazon on my phone to discover that it indeed was, and made the decision to order a pack of 24 cans. I was disappointed to discover that Bust-A-Nut candy bars did not exist.     
 

"Yeah, get him chuggin' on some of Alpa's ass-water. That'll bring him around—it's a cure-all..."

I never had an energy drink before, due to having a heart condition in the past and just thinking they're not a good thing to put into one's body, but I decided that I would make an exception with Booty Sweat. I mean, it's Booty Sweat. You're not going to get a lot of chances to drink something with such a ridiculous name. To my surprise it was actually pretty good, and even seemed to keep me awake all night for some nice, extra long video-game sessions. I set aside four cans to send to Giant Bomb, as long-time listeners of the Bombcast will know that energy drinks used to be as integral to their recordings as video games.

It's two months later, and the four cans of Booty Sweat are still in my fridge. My brother and I are packing up the car the day after getting back from Japan, as we are moving out of our house in Texas and going to Oklahoma. I find a small box and wrap each can in bubble wrap, but realize that I don't have Giant Bomb's new mailing address, as this was right around the same time they moved from Sausalito to San Francisco. I go to their FAQ page on my phone to find the address but it has yet to be updated. I then hold the box on my lap for our trip north, and eventually find the address I'm looking for after getting the laptop set up in our temporary lodging. I was happy to see that my package arrived safely via Ryan Davis' Twitter feed a little while later:




Ryan's favorite part. 

  It was also mentioned in the "Giant Bomb Mailbag: Classy Business Edition" video that was posted on August 9th, 2010. You can catch the Booty Sweat at the 2:40 mark. 
  
   

Head on over to Amazon and type in "Booty Sweat" to try it out for yourself, though currently there are only individual cans available for $12.99 each. I would wait and see if you can get them cheaper later on. 
19 Comments
19 Comments
Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff


It was May of 2010, and I was riding around with my mom and brother in South Carolina. I can't remember why, but I started thinking about fake products from movies that were turned into real things. I got into a discussion about Tropic Thunder with my brother, and decided to see if Booty Sweat, the energy drink promoted by Alpa Chino in the movie, was a real thing. I went to Amazon on my phone to discover that it indeed was, and made the decision to order a pack of 24 cans. I was disappointed to discover that Bust-A-Nut candy bars did not exist.     
 

"Yeah, get him chuggin' on some of Alpa's ass-water. That'll bring him around—it's a cure-all..."

I never had an energy drink before, due to having a heart condition in the past and just thinking they're not a good thing to put into one's body, but I decided that I would make an exception with Booty Sweat. I mean, it's Booty Sweat. You're not going to get a lot of chances to drink something with such a ridiculous name. To my surprise it was actually pretty good, and even seemed to keep me awake all night for some nice, extra long video-game sessions. I set aside four cans to send to Giant Bomb, as long-time listeners of the Bombcast will know that energy drinks used to be as integral to their recordings as video games.

It's two months later, and the four cans of Booty Sweat are still in my fridge. My brother and I are packing up the car the day after getting back from Japan, as we are moving out of our house in Texas and going to Oklahoma. I find a small box and wrap each can in bubble wrap, but realize that I don't have Giant Bomb's new mailing address, as this was right around the same time they moved from Sausalito to San Francisco. I go to their FAQ page on my phone to find the address but it has yet to be updated. I then hold the box on my lap for our trip north, and eventually find the address I'm looking for after getting the laptop set up in our temporary lodging. I was happy to see that my package arrived safely via Ryan Davis' Twitter feed a little while later:




Ryan's favorite part. 

  It was also mentioned in the "Giant Bomb Mailbag: Classy Business Edition" video that was posted on August 9th, 2010. You can catch the Booty Sweat at the 2:40 mark. 
  
   

Head on over to Amazon and type in "Booty Sweat" to try it out for yourself, though currently there are only individual cans available for $12.99 each. I would wait and see if you can get them cheaper later on. 
Posted by Punk1984

I keep thinking I'm going to buy the Mega Man and Pac Man branded energy drinks by the case but I never get around to it. I would like me some Booty Sweat though (pops open can drinks and looks at camera)

Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff
@Punk1984: My brother always gets cans of those whenever he goes to Hastings. There have also been Donkey Kong and Mario ones. Supposedly they're pretty good!
Posted by IBurningStar

I think I'll head on over to Amazon so I can "pop an ass open."

Posted by EveretteScott
@IBurningStar said:
" I think I'll head on over to Amazon so I can "pop an ass open." "
I luld, thank you.
Edited by bybeach

I would actually like a can of Booty sweat for display. That is truly funny  12.50 for ASS water, and I used to see so much of of that as a plumber for free. Who knows I should of scooped it up and canned it for drinking. 
 
:(   money out.
  
Edit, maybe not quite the same thing...
Posted by Harbinger_Of_Hippos

Oklahoma? Well in Oklahoma we've got: cows, grass, trees, and... other stuff! Welcome, pardner.

Posted by Claude

What the hell you doin' in South Carolina, come see me in North Carolina. Western North Carolina that is.

Posted by JayDee

does it taste like a big fat bubble butt?

Posted by RecSpec

Oh, I actually saw that in the gas station downtown once. 

Posted by JJWeatherman

You live in Oklahoma? Don't tell me you're a Thunder fan. We'll have to fight.

Edited by Portis
@JayDee said:

" does it taste like a big fat bubble butt? "

God I hope so. I hope it has little tiny pieces of used toilet paper floating around in it, too.
Posted by RandomInternetUser
@Claude said:
" What the hell you doin' in South Carolina, come see me in North Carolina. Western North Carolina that is. "
WNC ALL DAY.
Posted by Claude
@xobballox said:
" @Claude said:
" What the hell you doin' in South Carolina, come see me in North Carolina. Western North Carolina that is. "
WNC ALL DAY. "
East Coast, late night, western NC all the way.
Edited by CharlesAlanRatliff
@IBurningStar: DO YOU LOVE THA PUSSY 
 

@bybeach

said:   
 
 

12.50 for ASS water, and I used to see so much of of that as a plumber for free. Who knows I should of scooped it up and canned it for drinking.  :(    


 
That's gross! 
 
 

@Harbinger_Of_Hippos:

 I've been here since July of 2010. It's the worst place I've ever lived, and I can't wait to move next month! Man, I hope it's better in North Carolina... 
 

@Claude:

 Which city is that? 
 

@JayDee:

 I've never tasted butt, so I wouldn't know... 
 

@RecSpec:

 Weird! It doesn't seem like something you would see in stores. A lot of people seem to not know it even exists! Good on them. 
 

@JJWeatherman:

 I'm not a fan of any sports team, though I did go to the Thunder vs. Lakers game on the 27th. I'm glad the Lakers won! I saw that you recently went to an NBA game, too! 
 

@Portis

said:

" @JayDee said:

" does it taste like a big fat bubble butt? "

God I hope so. I hope it has little tiny pieces of used toilet paper floating around in it, too. "

What is wrong with you?! Gross.
Posted by RecSpec
@Vito_Raliffe: Shell gas stations have all sorts of weird shit you wouldn't expect a normal gas station to have.
Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff
@RecSpec: Yeah, I've seen and heard of stuff that I'm surprised they can even sell. I don't usually go into them, though.
Posted by Trebz

With a name like that, how can it not taste good?

Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff
@Trebz: Exactly! It's way better than what one might expect.