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Jan. 28, 2009
  • 360 games... 360 games... hmm 360 games?What's a 360 again? Oh yeah! That thing I play Left 4 Dead on! I remember that.My favourite 360 games have to be Left 4 Dead and... um... shit I really don't know what else to put. I'd like to put Orange Box, just for Portal really, but I have that on PC too.Okay then - just L4D!Yeah and no boy gonna beat my ...
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Jan. 18, 2009
  • ChestyMcGee commented on Ryu's topic My Worst 360 Games
    All of those games suck so bad. Two Worlds is easily the worst though!Far Cry 2 isn't really bad, it's just really weak in some areas. It needs a sequel I think - I'd like to see if they can iron out all of the crap.Bourne Conspiracy is a film game so it has to be bad. It's a law. There are some fights that are awesome, like the dude ...
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  • PM me the PoP ending! I want to know what happens. Does he get the whole kingdom like she says?
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  • Haha. To be fair, I got 13 games but very few of them were full-price. Lot's of older PC games with expansion packs and the Steam sales to thank for that! My only full price ones were Left 4 Dead and Mortal Kombat I think - and they were presents!
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  • @Red. I just did. The only reason they didn't put 64 player bot matches in is because they're pure lazy. And another criticism: the Battlefield 2 community is the WORST online community ever. Peroiod.@Ben. Just bought Bioshock. Havn't downloaded it yet though. Let's play L4D yeah! But I refuse to play on Easy mode with Tom.
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Dec. 31, 2008
  • Left 4 Dead, Medieval II: Total War, World in Conflict, S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Clear Sky, Battlefield 2 I'd played the demo to death, so I really knew what to expect from this title. We (my friends and I) completed the demo numerous times on Expert, the hardest difficulty, but Advanced seemed like the difficulty to pick for the full game - simply because we felt it would be more... relaxing. We were ...
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Dec. 29, 2008
  • I just bought STALKER: Clear Sky for £9... it's alright, a bit slow and a bit weird for me. Also it looks hella dated.I plan to get the Unreal Tournament pack for £12 and I'll probably pick up Bioshock for £3.
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  • Team Fortress 2Battlefield HeroesBattlefield Bad CompanyAnd quite simply, the reason "all" shooters are serious is because that's what sells. Quirky humour and pleasant visuals will always get good reviews and cult fans but it's whether it seels which counts. And it doesn't. It's sad, but true.
    10 months, 4 weeks ago
  • So Steam, the digital distribution system, is having a massive Christmas and New Year sale! Great! And, unlike many sales, there are some amazing savings.STALKER: Clear Sky for £10Bioshock for £3.Every ID game (all of the Quakes and all of the Dooms) for £20.Portal for £3.All of the Warhammer: Dawn of War games for £15.Every Unreal game (the series, not the engine) for £10.Every Valve game for £40.And some really ...
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  • ChestyMcGee commented on the category Game of the Year
    Metal Gear Solid 4.
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Added by ChestyMcGee on Dec. 31, 2008

Left 4 Dead, Medieval II: Total War, World in Conflict, S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Clear Sky, Battlefield 2

I'd played the demo to death, so I really knew what to expect from this title. We (my friends and I) completed the demo numerous times on Expert, the hardest difficulty, but Advanced seemed like the difficulty to pick for the full game - simply because we felt it would be more... relaxing. We were wrong. The majority of the game is fairly easy on Advanced but for the final show down when your team of hapless survivors has to wait 10-15 minutes for rescue, we found it much much more difficult. As a result we voted to play the rest of the game on Normal. Really it's too easy for most of the time, but the final stands are still difficult. 

I've played a little bit of Versus with my mate Ben and it's a lot of fun playing as the "Infected". My only gripes are that if you're in a server that isn't full, the Survivors get the help of AI to fill in but the Infected don't get any help. Also, the Survivor AI is far too good - they somehow can sense when you're sneaking up on them and they can headshot you from miles away from any angle. Also, the AI doesn't see hedges, trees and grass as physical objects and, as such, they can spot you far too easily on some maps in situations where human players would not. Furthermore, the long waiting time to respawn as an Infected is quite tiresome.

Overall I'd have to give the game an 8.5/10. It misses out on some points because of the somewhat ill-balanced Versus mode and the short campaign. Yes yes; I know the "Director" makes it slightly different each time but it's still not great that you can play every chapter in an afternoon. I suppose some points could also be lost for some low-res textures, some dodgy animations and far too much recycling of props and models from Half-Life 2, Counter Strike: Source and Day of Defeat: Source.

Medieval II: Total War:

I'd always wanted this strategy game since it came out but never had the PC to play it. I must say I'm loving it so far but, myself not being particularly good at strategy games, find it hard to get into. I got the "Gold Edition" that comes with the expansion pack which includes many new campaign maps. For those who don't know, the campaign mode in Total War games takes place on a turn-based map of an area in which you conduct matters of economy, diplomacy and the movement of armies.

When armies meet the map zooms in to a real-time strategy in which you command thousands of men in battle. The detail in the turn-based gameplay and sheer scale of the real-time battles makes for very contrasting, and therefore refreshing, gameplay. There's nothing quite like spending time recruiting a huge army, spying on the enemy, assassinating their commander, declaring war and then moving in for a grand and victorious battle... and then slaughtering all the prisoners you capture. 

So far as I've got, I'd have to give Medieval II a 9/10. It can get a bit tiresome if you go for a long time without a battle but overall, it's great fun.

World in Conflict

Again, this is another game I'd wanted for some time but have only recently acquired the hardware to play it. I've already finished the storymode of WiC and have loved most of it. Like most strategy games, a few of the missions delve into pointless stealth sections with only a single infantry unit to command, but the huge battles are genuinely awe-inspiring. Set in the late 1980s, World in Conflict follows the story of a huge Soviet army invading the United States from the West-Coast, with a brief flashback to an earlier Soviet invasion of Europe. Gameplay-wise, WiC is your standard military-RTS. That is; no base-building, just lots and lots of combat. What really sets the game apart though is its visuals. 

This is one game that really does make use of Dx10 with its 3D, physics-based smoke effects. "Smoke effects you say? Great. As if I'd noticed that". Indeed, but due to the scale of the game you really do and the "Tactical-Aids" you can call in to the battlefield make sure you do notice the effects. Such aids include laser-guided bombs, cluster-bombs, different artillery and the all-coveted Tactical Nuclear Device. What's really nice is how each one is brought to the fight. They don't just appear out of the sky - you see all different types of aircraft bringing them in. When a massive battle gets going it's really cool to see jets criss-crossing the sky, vapour-trails in their wake, and smoke rising from dazzling flashes on the horizon.

The few downsides I can think of to the game is fairly weak section of the campaign that takes place in Europe. The missions seem to lose their tactical edge. Also, the voice-acting during this part of the game is horrifically bad and is some of the worst stereotyping I've ever seen in a modern video game. This is all because you take control of some "NATO" forces. I don't understand this. Why do American game developers seem to think that European nations fight with some crazy system where a single regiment can include German tanks, French infantry and a lowly British repair vehicle working together? The first time I saw this was in a Battlefield 2 expansion pack but WiC takes it to even dizzier heights. The voices for each unit are so irritating. You've got the Germans who all sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger, the French who swear far too much, the Englishman with the stiff upper lip and the dirty, dirty Scotsman (yeah, if you're British you're either a dirty ginger Scot or a posh Cockney apparently). 

Yeah... so apart from that massive rant about a really trivial point, good game! 9/10.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R - Clear Sky

I picked up STALKER in Steam's Holidays Sale a few days ago. At £9 I'd consider it a bargain. I'm glad it's a bargain too, because it's hardly the best game I've ever bought. Don't get me wrong - it's not bad... it's just a bit sketchy. For a start, and I don't know whether this is because it's a sequel, but the game really doesn't hold your hand at all. It pretty much pushes you into the wastelands and you get on with it. Now I don't expect it to tell me how to aim and shoot, like so many games do now-a-days, but I'd at least expect it to say "press "I" to open your inventory", or something, rather than me having to trudge through the rather long list of controls to work out how to do anything. 

The game starts off horribly difficult because all you get is a Makarov pistol and some terrible shotgun that, for some reason, can't kill a dude in two shots at point-blank range even on easy. The game got much easier once I found an assault rifle but I'm still dying quite quick, resulting in me carrying round kilograms of med-packs and bandages. 

I've played it for a number of hours but chances are I'm still really early on in the game. It's nice that it's a big long RPG/FPS... thing, but I can't help but think that I'm never going to invest enough time in it to complete it.

A number of little things make the game more irritating than necessary. For example, you can "fast-travel" to certain locations by talking to guides. When the guides ask where you want to go, be it the scenic burnt out farm or the lovely destroyed church, I have no idea where the places are. This is, one, because nothing on the map is marked with a name and two, because while this fellas is asking me where to go he doesn't care to show me a map. Little irritating things like this just mount up and get annoying after a little while.

On top of all this, the game-engine doesn't look very nice, except during a thunder storm when it looks amazing for some reason, and yet it's an absolute power-hog. I can run Far Cry 2 with all the settings as high as they'll go at 50-100fps, I can run Clear Sky with all settings maxed out at 20-30fps during the day-time (when there are a lot of shadows and the like) and at night it boosts up to 40-50fps. Considering the dated graphics and the small "free-roam" areas it's just not right.

Overall though I'd give S.T.A.L.K.E.R a 6.5/10, partly because I like the dingy art-style and partly because I like the use of obscure Soviet weaponry, rather than the expected military stuff.

Battlefield 2

I’ve always been a fan of the Battlefield series so decided to ask for this for Christmas. The game, plus three expansion packs all for £8 on a single DVD. Bargain! I intended to just dick about in the helicopters on singleplayer, not fancying my chances online against people who’ve been playing the game solidly for three years.

As a result... I’m really disappointed. For some reason you can only play singleplayer against 15 bots on the 16-player maps, rather than the huge 32-a-side games on massive 64-player maps that are used online. These 16-player maps only occasionally have helicopters, let alone jet aircraft. I’d download a singleplayer mod, designed to give the best offline experience, but since Virgin kindly upgraded my internet from 2mbps to 20mbps I can no longer download anything over 1GB-ish – the internet just crashes. I’m going to phone them soon and give them a good verbal slap. I don’t know what’s worse; incredibly slow internet, or incredibly fast internet but no big downloads. 

I also plan to pick up Unreal Tournament, Unreal Tournament 2004 and Unreal Tournament 3 for £12 off Steam today as well as Bioshock for £3. As if I’m going to play any Unreal games online – I’ll be massacred. Good ‘ol fashioned bots for me, thank you very much!



Added by ChestyMcGee on Dec. 27, 2008

So Steam, the digital distribution system, is having a massive Christmas and New Year sale! Great! And, unlike many sales, there are some amazing savings.
STALKER: Clear Sky for £10
Bioshock for £3.
Every ID game (all of the Quakes and all of the Dooms) for £20.
Portal for £3.
All of the Warhammer: Dawn of War games for £15.
Every Unreal game (the series, not the engine) for £10.
Every Valve game for £40.
And some really retro classics for £1.

I'm thinking of picking up all of the Unreal games, mainly for the Tournament games (and their modding community), and STALKER - which I've always contemplated buying but never bothered because of the £20 price-tag.

So get on down to Steam... well you don't actually have to go down any where; it can all be done with a mouse and keyboard!

PS. The only real drawback to this is that Steam in the UK is now in Pound Sterling - a move made because of the ever declining dollar.



Added by ChestyMcGee on Dec. 25, 2008

So Merry, Merry Christmas everyone and all that other festive stuff.
Now on to the nerdy bits.

What has everyone got for Christmas, gaming wise? I'm still yet to open anything (14:13 GMT, 25/12/08)! I'm hoping for Left 4 Dead off my parents, World in Conflict off my Brother and Medieval 2: Total War and Battlefield 2 off other people.

In preparation for Battlefield 2, and as a result of listening to some of the Timesplitters soundtrack (for old times sake) I've made a new fan-trailer, which I havn't done for some time!

  


I'll add in here too, that my Game Of The Year has to be Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots and the worse game I've played this year, even if it didn't come out this year, is Two Worlds.

So I'll ask again. What game(s) have people got for Crimbo? And what do you hope for in the January-sales?


Added by ChestyMcGee on Dec. 23, 2008

Part 3! That's, like, bigger than Part 2!
I was inspired by the creepiness that is F.E.A.R so I made this:

No creepy little girl though.
No creepy little girl though.




























And some nice soul from Facepunch Studios edited one of my previous pictures with Photoshop. It's a little low-resolution but I still like it (the original version is in Part 1):

"Johnson&squot;s Down!"
"Johnson&squot;s Down!"



Added by ChestyMcGee on Dec. 20, 2008

Yes I'm so big-headed I'm doing sequels to my blogs!
So I did a new Garry's Mod pose today... and tried to edit it really badly using GIMP (free photo-editing software, not as good as Photoshop but better than Photoshop Elements). 

It's one of the PMCs from Metal Gear Solid 4 sniping while a UH60 Black Hawk passes by behind. I took the screen on a Half-Life 2 level which is why there are Combine walls and The Citadel in the background. It didn't bother me too much as this is supposed to be kind of 'near-future'... and lots of crazy shit goes down in Metal Gear anyway so as far as I'm concerned; anything goes!

Comments and criticism please:

"One down..."
"One down..."



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JosephBarron 4 hours, 2 minutes ago
Starting to look at Game of The Year stuff. So many games from early in the year have been completely forgotten.
Jeff 6 hours, 15 minutes ago
My new power to change the GB homepage's tagline at will is surely going to lead to ruin.
Kush 8 hours, 42 minutes ago
Will be leaving for Microcenter in a bit to try and snag a few 1600MS point cards for $12.99 ....
GamerGeek360 19 hours, 25 minutes ago
I just purchased a Xbox 360 Wireless N adapter off of Newegg for $83. There's 83 casualties of my crappy through-the-PC connection.
Rich 1 month, 3 weeks ago
Rich is trying to convince the wife to track down Professor Layton when he visits Boston on Tuesday.
ZoomyRamen 2 months ago
ZoomyRamen is really enjoying Aion
LuckyWanderDude 8 months ago
LuckyWanderDude is back to editing some indie pages...
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Ryu is still buzzin over Titans