Why America Is Awesome, Part II

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Why America Is Awesome, Part I

Some of you may have heard about this a few months back.  But for those that haven't, ladies and gentlemen, meet the KFC Double Down

Set for nationwide release on April 12th, this heart clogger is a bacon sandwich with two fried chicken breasts as the bread.  For those that are wondering, this bad boy will cost you 540 calories, 32g of fat and 1380mg of sodium.  For your heathier side, the grilled Double Down will only set you back 460 calories, 23g of fat and 1430mg of sodium.
So, what do you guys think of this behemoth?  For my fellow Americans out there, are you interested in trying this?