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When you're Claude, there's only speed.

Fast, so fast. I try to play the games.

Slowly... lost in profit... New Vegas and Brotherhood. So it goes.

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I say goodbye but yeah, goodbye. I'm looking forward to a sky rim job.

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A game noonecaresabout...you say...

Reflex is the shit in a can.
Reflex is the shit in a can.

My fair friend in the end.

Meow?
Meow?

Claude Speed my friends. Claude Speed.

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Role Playing

I haven't been on Giant Bomb as much as usual as of late, but I have a good excuse. I've been rehearsing for a play. The play you say...? Dracula. I'm playing the role of Abraham Van Helsing. Last night was opening night and it was a horror story with some major technical problems with the lights, but tonight, with the help of a new light board, it went on without a hitch or glitch.
 
This is a different kind of community show for me. This is my 18th local production, but this one is being performed outdoors in an amphitheater. The play itself  " Dracula" was written by Steven Dietz in 1996 and follows pretty closely to the novel. The amphitheater is used for an outdoor drama in Valdese, North Carolina called "From this Day Forward". The story of how the Waldensian people came from Northern Italy under religious persecution to settle in Western North Carolina. 
 
I thought I would throw up some pictures. With such a large outdoor stage and hardly any budget, we used a somewhat minimal set, but the actors make it work like a charm.  
 

 Abraham Van Helsing
 Abraham Van Helsing

 Dr. Seward, Van Helsing, Mr. Harker and Miss Mina
 Dr. Seward, Van Helsing, Mr. Harker and Miss Mina

 Mina getting her blood sucked by Dracula.
 Mina getting her blood sucked by Dracula.

Video Games

 
As for video games, I'm still playing Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12: The Masters on the Xbox 360. It helps me relax after a hard day of rehearsing and performing. One if not the best golf game I've ever played. I also bought Bastion. It's a pretty cool game. I finished one play through and I'm thinking of trying out the story plus mode. The combat becomes interesting after a while of playing, but I did stick mostly with the Cael Hammer and the Scrap Musket. Looking forward to trying out different combinations.
 
That's about it. My play ends next weekend, so I should be back posting stupid shit before you know it. Take it easy and thanks for reading.
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I die a lot.

I smell victory. We continue to fight. We preach with our pockets of money. We matter.
  

 I finished a playthrough of Bastion, it was cool and I saw some credits. I want to play the plus and see what happens.  It's fun and there's more...worth the price of admission.  Nice and tasty. Play it to be had as you play it on hard.
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What Counts is Content

But the small things matter.
  

The Wii is not this gen but last gen before last gen became next gen this gen. 

 

And We Survive



Nintendo: We'll play them old and new and in any mood. Video Games.
 

Wii U

 
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How absurd?
 
I judge you. You...you bastard. How dare you pretend to be anything other than a toy for a lost generation of great games and franchises. 
 
What did the Wii bring to the table?
 
Wii Change? Motion 
 

computation... Wii

pretty big, but not lasting.
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Analysis


 Wii U and the Wii dream of you.

Simple but sublime for a complex world. A simple touch screen. Simple as in one touch motion. Simple as simple can be. Pads are cool and seem to be growing. Damn Nintendo. Damn you to hell. I love you. I hate you. I will always play your games and you're slow evolution.
 
Let's go forward. I play video games.
 
  
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I grew up in a world without video games.

It sucked. I was 11 when I first played Pong in 1976. I didn't play the Atari 2600 until my parents bought it Christmas of 1978 at the young age of 13. I was 18 in 1983 and in the Navy when the video game crash came about. It didn't affect me. I was into other things. I got out of the Navy and my parents bought the family a Nintendo Entertainment System. I was 22 years old and it was 1987.  Fucking Ocarina of Time came out when I was 33. Yeah. Crazy.

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It's been strange reading about people who have played video game since their first memories on this earth. But in someways, games are games. I envied the crowd that played Dungeons and Dragons in the late 70's. I guess I wasn't part of the smart group. I wasn't a jock either. I was stuck in the middle. But I learned a lot.
 
To play a game. It keeps me young. It reminds me of what is real. Games are real. You play them.
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Claude's Candy Corner: Candy Corn

Video Games > Multiplayer Video Games

Candy Corn Sucks Ass
Candy Corn Sucks Ass

I've never understood the love for multiplayer games. I don't even like friends to play games with me while they're visiting. Sure I played Team Fortress 2 for 40 hours, but that's it. And Mario Kart Wii was a blast online until it had worn out its welcome. Hell, I played Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09 on the Wii "online" until I realized it was a futile effort of sad competition.

Competition seems to be the key word when playing multiplayer games.

Rise Up
Rise Up

Community is trying hard to become a part multiplayer. But yeah, no, really?

Push Play
Push Play

Co-op is not for me either.

Let's Play
Let's Play

It's just not for me. Give me a single minded game or else. I'm too old to change. Change....

One day, I'll regret saying that. I'm sure. I can see the writing on the wall. You either go small with your birds or go all out.

Giant Bomb has taught me well. I will subvert to the inevitability of a world of games I thought I would never participate in.

But, will I join in or will I not? That is the question yet to be answered.

Good thing there are plenty of games to choose from. Good thing I can buy used games from our past as I wait for the future to unfold.

Turn here! Fuck, you missed it.
Turn here! Fuck, you missed it.
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If you blog, will they come?

Blog

It sounds like an 1950's horror movie.

What does it all mean? It's nothing more than a creative outlet for your journeys in life and in video games.

Question: How have video games transformed me?

Answer: Entertainment and self story telling.

So many games, which to play?
So many games, which to play?

Routines are major part of my gaming life cycle. My routines change and so do my games. Change...nothing but change.

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I fear not the future, but feel sorry for those that choose to live in the past.

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I still need to buy PGR 3. Yeah, that one.

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I will always love my Wii

I will love you. I hate you.

You, Wii, will live on in the Wii U.

I loved you. My goddamned Wii. I will touch you again, but damn, sorry to see you go so fast, so young.

Maybe your HD versions of all your great Wii games will be a hit. God speed Wii, God Speed.

The Wii has died and a Skyward Sword will seal its fate as the Wii tries to live on. And Giant Bomb debates.

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Nintendo is a lot like the vampir

They suck the life out of the living to feed the dead.

I'll put a stake right through their heart as I buy their next home console and enjoy the few pleasures they bring. I will drink upon the living to kill the dead. My dead, my feeling and need for Nintendo.

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