Claude's Candy Corner: A run on XBL Arcade

The runs. They're nasty no matter the take. You piss out your ass and seem to piss away any nutrition in return. What you buy is always a mistake.
 
Quick look, quick fix, fun for points and no return. Unless you know the pun. Fun...
 
The Walking Dead is worth every wait. Every moment is a pure take in a world where gameplay takes place. 
 
To play, to play the game, marks your grave.
 
Market, that's us, mark it. 
 
I ain't no fool, but I've been fooled. I know when a game is good or bad and when it's my fault on the prior. 
 
It's hard to get into games when you're just searching for that...something. Trials Evolution...something. It's a video game. 
 
I'm not sure where I am now with my gaming. It's such a hit and miss. Nothing has a taste anymore. Except The Walking Dead. 
 
Should I pull the trigger on the next...?
 
Video Games
 

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Posted by Claude

The runs. They're nasty no matter the take. You piss out your ass and seem to piss away any nutrition in return. What you buy is always a mistake.
 
Quick look, quick fix, fun for points and no return. Unless you know the pun. Fun...
 
The Walking Dead is worth every wait. Every moment is a pure take in a world where gameplay takes place. 
 
To play, to play the game, marks your grave.
 
Market, that's us, mark it. 
 
I ain't no fool, but I've been fooled. I know when a game is good or bad and when it's my fault on the prior. 
 
It's hard to get into games when you're just searching for that...something. Trials Evolution...something. It's a video game. 
 
I'm not sure where I am now with my gaming. It's such a hit and miss. Nothing has a taste anymore. Except The Walking Dead. 
 
Should I pull the trigger on the next...?
 
Video Games
 

Posted by laserbolts

Beautiful.

Posted by Video_Game_King

If you look far off in the back, you can see me flipping off the astronauts.

Oh, and this blog is friggin' weird.

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Edited by AjayRaz

glad to see that you're playing the walking dead. that game is dark and all, but episode 3 had that one moment that got to me more than anything else in the series so far.

also, the background on this blog is weird. it looks pretty awesome.

Posted by TheSouthernDandy

Claude is like a fine wine. I'm not sure where I'm going with this analogy but there it is.

Posted by Claude

In a world... where Claude lives large. Words are nothing but words and video games are played on many levels.

Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG

I feel like I should play Walking Dead soon.  A bunch of games are coming out this fall and dont you also have a huge steam library too?  Im jealous of your collection of games as well as your poetic abilities.  

Posted by Demoskinos

This was a spiritually uplifting read. I feel zen like.

Posted by pyromagnestir

@TheSouthernDandy said:

Claude is like a fine wine. I'm not sure where I'm going with this analogy but there it is.

In that in both cases before you swallow them, you sniff them and swirl them around on your tongue for a bit?

...

I feel like I crossed a line with that one. I'm sorry. I've been writing submissions for the GB Cards Against Humanity expansion for when that goes up. I think I've lost a sense of where the line is anymore.

Anyway... I suppose I should play The Walking Dead. Seems lots of people have very nice things to say about it.

Posted by MikeGosot

Claude. It's a man... About videogames.

Posted by TheSouthernDandy

@pyromagnestir said:

@TheSouthernDandy said:

Claude is like a fine wine. I'm not sure where I'm going with this analogy but there it is.

In that in both cases before you swallow them, you sniff them and swirl them around on your tongue for a bit?

...

I feel like I crossed a line with that one. I'm sorry. I've been writing submissions for the GB Cards Against Humanity expansion for when that goes up. I think I've lost a sense of where the line is anymore.

Anyway... I suppose I should play The Walking Dead. Seems lots of people have very nice things to say about it.

I uhh...I just...that's not...I umm....

I actually laughed out loud. Well played.

Posted by Video_Game_King

@Demoskinos said:

This was a spiritually uplifting read. I feel zen like.

Claude is a zen koan given flesh.

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Posted by Irvandus

This is exactly what I expected yet some how it continues to surprise.

Posted by wrecks

Pull The Trigger!

Posted by jakob187

While I read that blog, George Carlin narrated the entire thing.

Motherfucker, it was awesome.

Posted by Claude
@wrecks said:

Pull The Trigger!


Posted by SexyToad

What to call this... This, this is art.

Posted by DarthOrange

Poop soup is a very serious problem, especially when it starts to hurt to wipe. Anyway, beautiful as always Claude.

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Posted by Gamer_152

Video games indeed Claude.

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Posted by Sweep

Stop breaking the internet.

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Posted by Bigandtasty

Video Games... the final frontier.

Posted by eroticfishcake

This is like the most un-haiku haiku I've ever read in a while. But uh yeah, Walking Dead and Trials are both games that I really ought to try...whenever I can scrape enough cash that is.