@Claude said:

@AsperGamer said:

Members have called you mad Claude; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence– whether much that is glorious– whether all that is profound– does not spring from disease of thought– from moods of mind exalted at the expense of the general intellect.

We have been not taught of boards, bored, forums and such, but we have grown bored of such trivial pursuits. We have grown and learned and laughed at that which we want to believe to be or not to be true. But we play video games. We play them in truth. We play with words and wisdom, but we relax and let go. We play upon the mystery of a forum and let truth be told. Who listens? No one cares. We are the internet. We are the next gen...? With a sad grin.

I listen. I care. We are the only gen that counts.

@Claude said:

You are the prostitute. You bought the game. You play and pay for your enjoyment.

Doesn't that make me the john, not the prostitute? The game is then the prostitute and Jeff Gerstmann is the pimp.

@Claude said:

You are the prostitute. You bought the game. You play and pay for your enjoyment.

Doesn't that make me the john, not the prostitute? The game is then the prostitute and Jeff Gerstmann is the pimp.

@Claude: May I sacrifice the prostitute to the gods when you're done with her?

@Claude said:

@TheSouthernDandy: @awesomeusername:

I'M DONE! GOODBYE!!!!!!!!

@Claude: Fabulously refreshing stuff sir.

You bring out the inner poet(s). How fun is that?

Also, play Borderlands 2 and blog profusely please.

Members have called you mad Claude; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence– whether much that is glorious– whether all that is profound– does not spring from disease of thought– from moods of mind exalted at the expense of the general intellect.

Members have called you mad Claude; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence– whether much that is glorious– whether all that is profound– does not spring from disease of thought– from moods of mind exalted at the expense of the general intellect.

deep

I had to go keyboard and mouse for Dishonered because I felt a lot faster and more accurate. Dishonered is so much fun to play. As for Arkham that's one for the controller.

I didn't care for Arkham City either, all the gameplay felt identical to Asylum but with about 100 times more gun-wielding enemies to deal with, which was nothing but a pain. Also the city itself was boring. Though I quite enjoyed the bioshock-esque museum.

I miss your blogs, they make so much sense.

"Love me long, but don't whiskey dick my ass."

This might be the best thing anyone has ever said about a video game.

This blog reads like the ravings of a madman. Welcome back, Claude. Or not, just seems like I haven't seen you around.

I feel you. I feel you deeply. Your feeling I can feel deeply.

I read that like it was a poetry slam performed by Tom Hanks. Greatly increased the enjoyment.

Arkham City is a keeper. You just gotta realize it's essentially the same format as Arkham Asylum masked with a bigger world. Give it a call back. It'll be worth it.

Wait so who is the prostitute? Are you the prostitute? Are we the prostitute? Is Dishonored the prostitute? This cliffhanger is killing me! It's worse than season 1 of Lost!

Beetz.

BEETZ!

@laserbolts

Wise words.

I am adopting "don't whiskey dick my ass" into my personal lexicon, if you don't mind. Simply beautiful.

@Claude:

You're a God among men. Or a prostitute. You're definitely something. Among men.

As I read this, it all makes perfect sense.   As I close the tab, I can't remember a word of it.

As I read this, it all makes perfect sense.  
 
As I close the tab, I can't remember a word of it.

@Claude:

You're a God among men. Or a prostitute. You're definitely something. Among men.

I am adopting "don't whiskey dick my ass" into my personal lexicon, if you don't mind. Simply beautiful.

Wise words.

@awesomeusername: Then you've truly accepted Claude into your life.

@TheSouthernDandy: My pants already absorbed my pee....

In a world of darkness, Claude lights the way.

@awesomeusername: Don't question it. Just soak it in.

Huh????

Beetz.

BEETZ!

Wait so who is the prostitute? Are you the prostitute? Are we the prostitute? Is Dishonored the prostitute? This cliffhanger is killing me! It's worse than season 1 of Lost!

Arkham City is a keeper. You just gotta realize it's essentially the same format as Arkham Asylum masked with a bigger world. Give it a call back. It'll be worth it.

I read that like it was a poetry slam performed by Tom Hanks. Greatly increased the enjoyment.

I feel you. I feel you deeply. Your feeling I can feel deeply.

This blog reads like the ravings of a madman. Welcome back, Claude. Or not, just seems like I haven't seen you around.

"Love me long, but don't whiskey dick my ass."

This might be the best thing anyone has ever said about a video game.

I miss your blogs, they make so much sense.

I didn't care for Arkham City either, all the gameplay felt identical to Asylum but with about 100 times more gun-wielding enemies to deal with, which was nothing but a pain. Also the city itself was boring. Though I quite enjoyed the bioshock-esque museum.

I had to go keyboard and mouse for Dishonered because I felt a lot faster and more accurate. Dishonered is so much fun to play. As for Arkham that's one for the controller.

deep

We love them. We play them. We pay them. We come back for more.
 
If ever I describe my feelings of longevity stop me, but Dishonored was full of ripe love wasted on a few missteps of love misinterpreted. Love me long, but don't whiskey dick my ass. But I will replay with nothing but supreme chaos intended.
 
When will I show my finishing move in any video game lore such as Mark of the Ninja, when I plan on it, that's when. Seriously, there's something wrong with Mark of the Ninja's save system. Damn, fuck it. Maybe I'm too simple to grasp it. It's just too big for me.
 
I once played a game to just play it.
 
Anno sounds dirty so we Americans call it Dawn of Discovery. But 1404 is the size of my adventure reacquainted. Sometimes the pleasure gets to be too much with micromanagement and all, but the outcome is pure joy.
 
On the cheap side of town: NBA 2K11...now playing on the other side of the tracks. Civ Rev...speaking of other side, dark side. 
 
Batman: Arkham City ain't that good. Not feeling it. I haven't been returning phone calls.
 
Why do PC players bitch about people playing PC games with an Xbox 360 controller? Hell, it's the PC...Personal Choice.  
 
So much to finish, when do we really finish. This blog is done. 
 
Claude