Claude's Happy Endings and Games Played: MGotY 2012

Happy Endings are sublime. They don't come as often as you think. When the credits roll, you know you've trolled...the game. Win!
 

Happy Endings:

 
Deus Ex: Human Revolution: After playing this game on the 360, I bought it again for the PC on Steam. Steam lasts forever...right? I believe in video games again.
The Witcher 2: Yet another game finished on the 360 and bought on Steam, plus a little GoG love. God fucking damn awesome.
Dead Space 2: Fuck Yeah! Great Game!
Mass Effect 3: No fuss, just a game. A motherfucking good video game. I felt the ending served me well. No limp dick, just a dick and a pussy combined.
Stalker: Call of Pripyat: Bought a new laptop that can play video games over the summer. Saw the ending, lived it, felt it and still not as good as Chernobyl.
Dishonored: Fanfuckingtastic with a wealth of stealth and subversive gameplay, but...a little long in the tooth.
The Walking Dead: What can I say? No fucking way, did I play, a video game. I did. I did just play a video game. It's a game. A video game. I played it.
 

Whiskey Dick Games: Did Not Finish: The, I still love you babes of 2012:


Dust: An Elysian Tail: Cool, yeah, cool. I'll call you later.
Mark of the Ninja: Hey, you're pretty hot. Call me. Ok, I'll call you.
Trials Evolution: I'll play you again.  
Lone Survivor: The sounds you make make me hot. 

Fuck You Bitch: We're Over:

 
Assassin's Creed 3: Get the fuck out. I don't believe in you.
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13: 12 was better whore.
 

Just Bought and Still Styling:

 
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2: Oh my motherfucking god from hell what have I done?
Far Cry 3: Shit bitch, I love you. Still lovin' you. Want some more? Take this. 
 

My Game of the Year:

 
The fuck played and other motherfucker understood: The Walking Dead
 
It's a Video Game
 
 
Image
 
Video
 
Fuck you
 
Love
 
Claude
 

ga 
me 
played
b
ut
please
____
or
happy
Cry me a river
Buzz 
Happy
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Posted by Claude

Happy Endings are sublime. They don't come as often as you think. When the credits roll, you know you've trolled...the game. Win!
 

Happy Endings:

 
Deus Ex: Human Revolution: After playing this game on the 360, I bought it again for the PC on Steam. Steam lasts forever...right? I believe in video games again.
The Witcher 2: Yet another game finished on the 360 and bought on Steam, plus a little GoG love. God fucking damn awesome.
Dead Space 2: Fuck Yeah! Great Game!
Mass Effect 3: No fuss, just a game. A motherfucking good video game. I felt the ending served me well. No limp dick, just a dick and a pussy combined.
Stalker: Call of Pripyat: Bought a new laptop that can play video games over the summer. Saw the ending, lived it, felt it and still not as good as Chernobyl.
Dishonored: Fanfuckingtastic with a wealth of stealth and subversive gameplay, but...a little long in the tooth.
The Walking Dead: What can I say? No fucking way, did I play, a video game. I did. I did just play a video game. It's a game. A video game. I played it.
 

Whiskey Dick Games: Did Not Finish: The, I still love you babes of 2012:


Dust: An Elysian Tail: Cool, yeah, cool. I'll call you later.
Mark of the Ninja: Hey, you're pretty hot. Call me. Ok, I'll call you.
Trials Evolution: I'll play you again.  
Lone Survivor: The sounds you make make me hot. 

Fuck You Bitch: We're Over:

 
Assassin's Creed 3: Get the fuck out. I don't believe in you.
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13: 12 was better whore.
 

Just Bought and Still Styling:

 
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2: Oh my motherfucking god from hell what have I done?
Far Cry 3: Shit bitch, I love you. Still lovin' you. Want some more? Take this. 
 

My Game of the Year:

 
The fuck played and other motherfucker understood: The Walking Dead
 
It's a Video Game
 
 
Image
 
Video
 
Fuck you
 
Love
 
Claude
 

ga 
me 
played
b
ut
please
____
or
happy
Cry me a river
Buzz 
Happy
Posted by Hizang

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Posted by PenguinDust

Heavy and poetic. Cool personified.

Posted by ShadowConqueror

The "I don't believe in you" part for Assassin's Creed got me. You bastard.

Posted by Sanity

Some deep stuff here man, im sure you and Tiger Woods will make up next year, he has a thing for mistresses.

Nice list

Posted by pweidman

Claude: An enigma wrapped up in a riddle, and buried in a paradox. Wut? LOL.

Good list, and least you finally played Dead Space 2...which is uber fantastico agreed. ;)

Word. Smith.

Posted by Claude
@pweidman said:

Claude: An enigma wrapped up in a riddle, and buried in a paradox. Wut? LOL.

Good list, and least you finally played Dead Space 2...which is uber fantastico agreed. ;)

Word. Smith.

After reading some e.e. cummings, again, I'm inspired. Who knows where this will take me.
Posted by believer258
a dick and a pussy combined.

Like... a dussy?

Online
Posted by Empirepaintball

WHAT ARE YOU?

Posted by Colourful_Hippie

@believer258 said:

a dick and a pussy combined.

Like... a dussy?

If only I could have had the same playthrough Brad had, I would be all about that dussy.

@Empirepaintball said:

WHAT ARE YOU?

Santa Claude
Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG
@Empirepaintball said:

WHAT ARE YOU?

The OGOMF 
 
Great list Claude.  
Posted by Claude
@believer258 said:
a dick and a pussy combined.

Like... a dussy?

Nice! I'll take two.
 
@Empirepaintball said:

WHAT ARE YOU?


A man on mission. Searching for the truth through the arts, oh and what @Colourful_Hippie: said.
Posted by Demoskinos

Your contempt for Assassins Creed 3 makes me all warm inside.

Posted by Gamer_152

The best blogs are still Claude blogs. Merry Christmas my friend.

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Posted by McGhee

This is pretty angry as far as Claude Blogs go. I love it.

Posted by SlashDance

@Gamer_152 said:

The best blogs are still Claude blogs. Merry Christmas my friend.

word.

Posted by Bollard

Man I wish I didn't feel like I agreed with you bout AC3, but fuck, I can't even play the game I paid for because its fucking broken.

Posted by Sparky_Buzzsaw

Whiskey dick games might be the most hilariously apt title for unfinished games I've heard. Nice.

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Posted by iam3green

posting in a great claude thread. whiskey dick games, that's great.

Posted by Mutley

Fuck me, That's a nice fucking list!

Nice fucking video games you played, Fucking bro.

FUCK!

Posted by Ravenlight

Claude like an alcoholic E. E. Cummings. And that's a platform I can get behind.