By Claude 21 Comments
Happy Endings are sublime. They don't come as often as you think. When the credits roll, you know you've trolled...the game. Win!
Deus Ex: Human Revolution: After playing this game on the 360, I bought it again for the PC on Steam. Steam lasts forever...right? I believe in video games again.
The Witcher 2: Yet another game finished on the 360 and bought on Steam, plus a little GoG love. God fucking damn awesome.
Dead Space 2: Fuck Yeah! Great Game!
Mass Effect 3: No fuss, just a game. A motherfucking good video game. I felt the ending served me well. No limp dick, just a dick and a pussy combined.
Stalker: Call of Pripyat: Bought a new laptop that can play video games over the summer. Saw the ending, lived it, felt it and still not as good as Chernobyl.
Dishonored: Fanfuckingtastic with a wealth of stealth and subversive gameplay, but...a little long in the tooth.
The Walking Dead: What can I say? No fucking way, did I play, a video game. I did. I did just play a video game. It's a game. A video game. I played it.
Whiskey Dick Games: Did Not Finish: The, I still love you babes of 2012:
Dust: An Elysian Tail: Cool, yeah, cool. I'll call you later.
Mark of the Ninja: Hey, you're pretty hot. Call me. Ok, I'll call you.
Trials Evolution: I'll play you again.
Lone Survivor: The sounds you make make me hot.
Fuck You Bitch: We're Over:
Assassin's Creed 3: Get the fuck out. I don't believe in you.
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13: 12 was better whore.
Just Bought and Still Styling:
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2: Oh my motherfucking god from hell what have I done?
Far Cry 3: Shit bitch, I love you. Still lovin' you. Want some more? Take this.
My Game of the Year:
The fuck played and other motherfucker understood: The Walking Dead
It's a Video Game
Cry me a river