Nintendo did not forget about me.
By Claude 20 Comments
This is a profanity-laced tirade... you have been warned.
I'm sick and fucking tired of people bashing the Wii and Nintendo. These cry baby motherfuckers get on my last goddamn nerve. "Nintendo forgot about the core gamer." Shut the fuck up with that shit. No, they fucking did not. My Wii has brought me much joy with our time together, much more than my Xbox 360 has given me. You know, some of us unemployed care giving individuals can't afford those sweet ass motherfucking high definition televisions and their 1080p, 1080i, 720p. Some of us unlucky bastards have to play our video games on a 36" flat screen CRT monitor with... wait for it... 480i. That's right 480i motherfuckers and there's a shit load of us out there. And dare I say, we are the motherfucking majority you fucking ass bags. If anybody left anybody behind, it's the fucking gaming press, oh sorry Jeff, the enthusiast gaming press. Sitting in their ivory gaming towers playing their games in hi-rez having forgotten some us don't have that luxury. If I hear that douche Ryan O'Donnell call himself "hardcore" one more time, I'm going to reach through my modem and punch him in his motherfucking throat. Tae K. Kim from GamePro throw this peace of shit gaming journalistic diatribe of a writer into the mix as well. He starts his reviews like this when discussing Nintendo and the Wii.
do I blame Nintendo for creating a console whose lack of hardware power essentially handcuffs every developer who tries to create a "next-gen" game for it?
and this beauty
I once called Wii Sports a glorified tech demo on the GamePro forums, much to the chagrin of the Wii fanboys.
Oh that's classic, call them as you see 'em you peace of shit. He writes a shitty review and people jump all over his ass and what does this dick do. TWEET, TWEET.
Forget words. What i need is one of those Red Faction sledgehammers. And the addresses of everyone who bitches in our comments.
That's great Tae, threaten GamePro's fan base. Twitter Dee and twitter dumb, you fucking dumb ass.
And let us not forget our beloved Giant Bomb community shall we. "My Wii is a dust collecter." What the fuck does that mean? Check my achievements dicks. I haven't played my Xbox 360 since June the motherfucking 1st. Is it collecting dust? Hell fucking no, I have that shit covered as to not collect dust.
I remember when Jeff and the boys were still working at Gamespot and they got a PS3 for the first time. They touched it like it was some fucking peace of black gold. Praising its shine and placing their fingerprint on its hi-tech casing. Then came the Wii. Jeff and Ryan played it from the couch, trying to bowl and wondering why it didn't work so well. They looked so goddamn bored, I thought they were going to fall asleep. Stand up, what... are you afraid? I knew when I came to this site that Giant Bomb would cater to the HD crowd. That's one of the reasons I'm here, to have dissenting opinion. And that's why I will stay, just to keep an eye on snarcastic views of games that diserve better.
I'm here to stay motherfuckers. You'll have to run me off, because I ain't leaving.
My name is Claude and I love my Wii. I love my goddamn Wii.
Thanks for fucking reading.
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