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#1 Edited by coakroach (2386 posts) - 1 month, 19 days ago

Wait wait wait, how could Comstocks religious visions be caused by tears when the tears were only made possible by Lutece after she had received funding from Comstock (who had presumably already had the religious visions) to create them in the first place?

Also are we assuming that the archangel Colombia is never really a person in any sense but is instead just something created by Comstock to give a face to all of his weird visions that he could sell to the other founders?

Edit: Oh, and on a less serious note why do the Boys of Silence 'see' from the front of their face, shouldn't they detect better from the sides of their heads? But hey, video games.

#2 Posted by coakroach (2386 posts) - 1 month, 20 days ago

I dont want to judge him too harshly, he's clearly completely fucking insane.

#3 Posted by coakroach (2386 posts) - 1 month, 21 days ago

Yes.

#4 Posted by coakroach (2386 posts) - 1 month, 22 days ago

This is dumb.

You're dumb.

#5 Posted by coakroach (2386 posts) - 1 month, 22 days ago

Yeah but in Bioshock 2 the ending changed based on your actions.

Wait a minute. They could have done something awesome with that in Infinite, damn it.

#6 Posted by coakroach (2386 posts) - 1 month, 22 days ago

no explicit agenda to attack religion.

I dont know... getting baptised causes him to want to build a flying city he can use to wipe out the rest of humanity

#7 Posted by coakroach (2386 posts) - 1 month, 23 days ago

Sure?

Only problem is outside a couple of extremely minor choices the experience is identical for anyone that plays it, and I dont know if they'd want to just discuss the themes and concepts of the game because they're all a bit too heady divorced from actual player action.

I do want to hear more detailed opinions on it though because I imagine at least one of the crew isn't going to love it.

#8 Posted by coakroach (2386 posts) - 1 month, 23 days ago

Every game, film and TV Show ever: It's all the coma fantasy of one of the minor characters that admires the protagonist

#9 Edited by coakroach (2386 posts) - 1 month, 23 days ago

I regularly sprinted through trails of corpses eating pineapples and cotton candy.

It's all pretty fucking stupid.

#10 Edited by coakroach (2386 posts) - 1 month, 23 days ago

I have never played this game, but I’ve also never played the Mona Lisa and I still recognize that as one of the best poems ever

You just made my day.

Use your keyboard!

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