CoinMatze's forum posts

#1 Posted by CoinMatze (518 posts) -

Welcome to Unfurlington. A retirees wet dream. There's a church, a bunch of sheep, lots of firewood. And only one person under the age of 40. That's why I built a cemetary.

I had a pretty good run there. Everything was running sweet. I was making the highest quality clothes and tools and then everybody decided that fucking wasn't worthwhile anymore. Maybe I shouldn't have built the church so close to the herbalist.

Turns out that young couples need their own house to start a new family. Or something. So I panicked and built a bunch of them. Only to find out that the age of my little fake men and women matters. The last fertile woman in town couldn't pick up the slack. I gave up when I dropped down from 25 old people to 4 and the 2 newborns, and everything just fell apart.. No one left to take care of the sheep, chop firewood, hunt or make new clothes. Just one family of six. Sitting in a cold, dark room. Naked, freezing, starving.

#2 Edited by CoinMatze (518 posts) -

My father bought our first PC when I was six. My first games were Monkey Island 2 and Wolfenstein 3D.

I put a list together a few years ago. That brought some weird memories back. Had to look up some titles. I always thought The Games: Winter Challenge was called Winter Games. I remember getting Sleepwalker because the boxart looked ace. I could barely make it to the second level. Maybe I should revisit that.

#3 Edited by CoinMatze (518 posts) -

I thought the gameplay demo looked alright. Pre-ordered the PC version yesterday for like 22 bucks. That could as well be nothing.

#4 Posted by CoinMatze (518 posts) -

"Mouthwash?! We don't need no stinking mouthwash!" - Rapp Scallion

#5 Edited by CoinMatze (518 posts) -

Silicone mat blew my mind. Just ordered one. Thanks, man!

#6 Posted by CoinMatze (518 posts) -

I don't know. I never use any. I just keep these mighty godlike beasts that wield powers of time and space in box 29 and 30 and never look at them.

#7 Posted by CoinMatze (518 posts) -

Yeah, the tags seem like a really cool and useful idea. Can't have such a thing without people ruining it. They're not even using the Not a Game tag right. Why are Saints Row IV and Hospital Tycoon on there? Hospital Tycoon is broken garbage but it's still a game.

#8 Posted by CoinMatze (518 posts) -

Gwyn goes down to two Homing Crystal Soul Masses no problem. Don't worry about aggressive bosses. As soon as you get the Homing spells, you can cast them from a safe spot and don't have to worry about casting times.

I haven't played in a while. I think Seath has the highest magic resistance. That was probably my hardest fight. Gargoyles on a fresh character is probably my runner-up. I was so fragile during that fight I wanted to shove my controller right through my PS3.

#9 Posted by CoinMatze (518 posts) -

I just finished Banner Saga. I pre-ordered it but needed some time in between those bummer moments, that's why it took me so long. They should call it Bummer Saga. And now I'm going back to making Pokeymans. Only 20 more to get that full Pokedex.

#10 Posted by CoinMatze (518 posts) -

It's up! I'm gonna Pokétransport so many Pokémon.