Watch out guys, we got a badass over here.
My dad could beat up your dad.
My dad is dead, you sick freak.
Fuck me, I'am so sorry, I take it back, please forgive me whilst I give you this free imaginary cookie (I've been told imaginary cookies make things better on the internet, and I'm a decent baker, so you can expect its tasty).
Its chocolate chip ps, none of that double chocolate chip, fuck that shit.