Bad Dudes
The most baddest dudes that have ever lived, ever! Spiky haired teenagers need not apply!
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1. Zangief
Can throw everyone!
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2. Urdnot Wrex
Shepard!
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3. Augustus Cole
Cole Train's a comin' WOO WOO! WOO WOO!
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4. He-Man
Uses fabulous secret powers to become the MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE UNIVERSE!
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5. Duke Nukem
Tips strippers while shooting space aliens! Also has a jetpack and abuses steroids!
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6. Mike Haggar
Cool mustache!
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7. Akuma
One bad dude!
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8. Kane
Shoots former friends in the head!
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9. Chuck Norris
Does what he wants because he can!
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10. Zaeed Messani
Casually walks away from explosions! Has a British accent!
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11. Cubone
Mourns the loss of his mother by wearing her skull while beating up animals! Just like Batman!
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12. Spy
He's right behind you! Seriously, look!
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13. Brucie Kibbutz
Uses bull shark testosterone!
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14. Heavy
Uses a minigun! Is from Russia!
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15. Demoman
The most overpowered class in the game!
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16. Batman
Always wins!
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17. Chuck Norris
Appears on this list twice!
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18. Sam Fisher
Slams dudes' heads in urinals!
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19. Thrall
An Orc with class!
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20. Rash
Spacemanfrog that wears sunglasses!
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21. Zitz
Spacemanfrog that leads other spacemanfrogs into battle IN SPACE!
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22. Blade
Bad enough to save the most powerful man on Earth!
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23. Striker
Bad enough to save the most powerful man on Earth!
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24. The Tick
Beat an evil dolphin in a breath holding contest! Lives in a studio apartment in The City!
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25. Abraham Lincoln
Knows how to win a civil war!
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26. Scorpion
He's undead and mad!
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27. Commander Shepard
Bones blue broads! May be a non-dude but still bones blue broads!
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28. Captain Price
British! Maybe!
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29. Sam "Serious" Stone
Look at his arms!
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30. Thing
Made of stone!
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31. Human Torch
Can burst into flame! And fly!
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32. G-Man
This guy is messed up!
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33. Darth Vader
Chokes people using the bacteria in his blood!
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34. T-800
If he asks for your clothes and motorcycle; you say yes!
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35. Isaac Clarke
Kills space zombies with space power tools, in space!
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36. Tyson Rios
Shreds a mean air guitar, Wananoow!
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37. Elliot Salem
Fist bumps years after it's no longer cool!
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38. Doomguy
Kills demons with guns!
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39. Bill Rizer
Shoots absolutely everything all the time!
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40. Predator
Good sport who fights fair!
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41. John MacTavish
Pulls knifes out of his chest! And then throws said knifes in bad guy's eyes!
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42. Baraka
Blades come out of his arms! Also has pointy teeth!
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43. RoboCop
A cop in Detroit!
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44. Pac-Man
Eats ghosts!
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45. The Hulk
Don't make him angry! You wouldn't like him when he's angry!
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46. Goro
Two extra arms!
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47. Agent 47
Gets the job done!
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48. Genghis Khan
The reason why the Great Wall exists!
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49. Darkseid
Comes from a planet called Apocalypse!
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50. Carnage
Killed his grandma when he was four years old!
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51. Max Thunder
Has a scar over an eye!
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52. Brick
Even with access to 8.3 billion guns he uses his fists to solve problems!
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53. Nomad
Choke-slams communists!
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54. The Joker
Good sense of humor!
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55. Lo Wang
Asian Duke Nukem!
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56. Captain Carnage
Named Captain Carnage for a reason!
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57. Major Mayhem
Named Major Mayhem for a reason!
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58. David Hasselhoff
Gave the world Baywatch!
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59. Mike Tyson
A bad dude!
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60. Steve
Punches trees down with his bare hands!
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61. Greg Kasavin
Has only been wrong once in his entire life!
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62. Ethan Thomas
Doesn't need all his fingers to rip pipes out of walls!
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63. Rico Rodriguez
Uses exploding propane tanks as a rocket ship!
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64. Shale
Free if you bought the game new! If not; there are worse ways to spend $15!
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65. Boba Fett
Has a jetpack!
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66. B.J. Blazkowicz
He's here to chew bubble gum and kill Nazis and he is all out of gum!
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67. Minsc
He may be mentally challenged but he knows what part of a sword goes where!
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68. Earthworm Jim
An earthworm in a space suit!
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69. Dick Marcinko
Kills communists while using the F word!
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70. 50 Cent
At one point owned a diamond encrusted human skull!
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71. Conker
An alcoholic squirrel that uses machine guns and rocket launchers!
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72. Max Payne
He's an ex cop who doesn't play by the rules!
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73. Randy Savage
Oh YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!
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74. Boo
Miniature giant space hamster!
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75. Jim Raynor
This is Jimmy!
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76. Toejam
Has three legs! No, it's not a dick joke!
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77. Earl
One smooth brother! Can and will eat anything!
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78. John McClane
Walks on busted glass barefoot!
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79. HK-47
Statement: awesome violent robot is awesome and violent!
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80. Zeratul
Like 400 years old!
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81. Niko Bellic
Just wants to make it! And revenge!
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82. Keith David
Look at those eyebrows!
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83. Garrosh Hellscream
Hates the Alliance! A lot!
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84. Deathstroke
One eye mask!
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85. Ice-T
Thuper dope!
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86. Jon Irenicus
Cool voice!
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87. Punisher
Uses guns to solve ALL his problems.
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88. Mr. Zsasz
Cut's himself to keep track of the people he has killed!
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89. Deadpool
He knows!
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90. Jeff Gerstmann
Most powerful man on the world wide web!
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91. Han Solo
Plays by his own rules!
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92. Bald Bull
Showstopper!
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93. Max
Been on TV!
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94. Barret Wallace
Has a gun for an arm! Unless you equip him with the boxing glove!
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95. Wolverine
Has metal claws and heals fast!
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96. Top Man
Top man!
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97. Baleog the Fierce
Can attack with his sword or bow!
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98. Johnny Bravo
Family friendly Duke Nukem!
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99. Terrafin
A SHARK WITH CLAWS! Can also walk on land!
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100. John Dudebro™
More masculine version of Duke Nukem! More relevant too!
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101. Jebediah Kerman
Doesn't always travel in space but when he does he usually dies in a fiery explosion!
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102. Michael Jackson
He's bad!
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