crusader8463's forum posts
@Alyse: Why do you need to search? Just click the line that says "embedding has been disabled" and your browser opens the link in a new window.
Wow. I never knew people put so much thought into taking a piss or a shit. Personally I just look for a stall that doesn't have piss or shit all over it, do my business, wash my hands and go.
I think it's funny to hear people talk about washing their hands thoroughly because of all the germs they touched in there from others. Once you wash your hands you gotta turn the same water tap off that those same people who pretend to wash their hands do so you just got your hands dirty again. When you leave the bathroom you gotta grab the same door handle that all those people with shit and piss covered hands have to grab to get out of the bathroom too.
Then you wake up a few hours later and look at the folder that I left on your bed and see that it contains proof that there was an assassin hiding in the shadows behind us during the meeting with your brother and that I had been set up by your competition with the ultimate goal of keeping us apart and building a hatred of each other so that they could steal my talents from your magazine and have me work for them instead. Then we go on a bloody rampage hunting for the location of the man who runs the competing magazine over the course of many training montages, getting ready for the big fight montages and one awkward scene where you confess your love for me and I have to tell you that I don't go that way, but that I'm totally flattered by the advance and that you think of me in "that way". Then when we finally find the location of the place I walk off into the sunset towards the big battle that we have been building up to, only to stop turn around and say something heroic sounding like "Looks like their subscription just ran out."
*cut to black*
*gun arming sound*
To Be Continued...
*Fade to credits*
*soft jazzy music plays*
Or you know, something along those lines.
"I love playing games with a controller! They offer the most precise and accurate controls of any video game platform!"
"I gotta go buy another x-box live time card!"
"I sure am glad they dumbed down this game for the console kids and made it so simple that a monkey could play it. I mean who likes having options and choice in games?"
"I think I'll go out side today"
"I'm not gonna have that last slice of pizza"