• Date joined:2010-04-23
  • City:hull
  • Gender:Male
  • Alignment:Microsoft
  • Points:174 Points
  • Ranked:Currently Disabled

Hi, my name is Sam. I like long walks by the sea and listening to people for hours on end... then i buy a prostitute and kill a cop, I then jump on rare African giant turtles and launch them at generic first person shooter characters who shout "OSCAR MIKE!" until they are below freezing (frosty in fact) then i decapitate school children and urinate on them all the time quoting famous video games.