Hi, my name is Sam. I like long walks by the sea and listening to people for hours on end... then i buy a prostitute and kill a cop, I then jump on rare African giant turtles and launch them at generic first person shooter characters who shout "OSCAR MIKE!" until they are below freezing (frosty in fact) then i decapitate school children and urinate on them all the time quoting famous video games.
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