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Vinny vidi vici.

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I just finished a game that was a Matrix parody and now this Johnny Mnemonic parody. WHAT YEAR IS IT!?

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Not sure if you're aware, but check out Lars von Trier's Antichrist if you want to see an arthouse movie featuring William Dafoe in a full on porn scene, penetration and all. I don't want to spoil anything, but at the end his testicles may or may not get smashed with a log causing him to ejaculate blood.

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Who plays these games!? Other than driving a missile the size of the Chrysler building I just don't see the appeal.

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@RedneckedCrake said:

Wow, Emily Rose is just gorgeous. Easily one of the prettiest women I've laid eyes on. She looks fantastic, and she seems really nice as well.

Check out Haven on SyFy, really good show and shes great as the lead.

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OMFG they solved the age gate problem!

Changing the default date to 1972 is like admitting that your audience wasn't born yesterday.

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Rorie needs to do more quick looks, that was great.

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I really like all the Giant Bomb staff, but only Jeff could these make hour long solo videos so engrossing.

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This makes me embarrassed for everyone involved.

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Leon's gonna need a bigger boat.