And Japan already has creepy ideas for the Wii U.

Japan, don't ever change.

Rule 34 is once again in effect, gentlemen. The entire world got a glimpse of the Wii U and Japan is still part of the world, although they're in a strange part of the world where naked cartoon pussy is as popular as the real thing. Japan is also ahead of the curve in naked cartoon pussy in video games. Japan is ready to take advantage of Nintendo's new console with its unique brand of creepy and I guess these are some supposed ideas. It's not like these games will ever come stateside or the other continents where the English language is widely spoken, but at least Japan will continue to baffle and confuse us with their hentai hijinks.

Hentai likely coming to the Wii U is probably the biggest non-story of the week. I mean, these are the same people who make love pillows. And giant robots.

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Posted by Dalai
Japan, don't ever change.

Rule 34 is once again in effect, gentlemen. The entire world got a glimpse of the Wii U and Japan is still part of the world, although they're in a strange part of the world where naked cartoon pussy is as popular as the real thing. Japan is also ahead of the curve in naked cartoon pussy in video games. Japan is ready to take advantage of Nintendo's new console with its unique brand of creepy and I guess these are some supposed ideas. It's not like these games will ever come stateside or the other continents where the English language is widely spoken, but at least Japan will continue to baffle and confuse us with their hentai hijinks.

Hentai likely coming to the Wii U is probably the biggest non-story of the week. I mean, these are the same people who make love pillows. And giant robots.

Posted by supermike6

Hentai = Creepy 
Porn = Awesome. 
  
Sure, whatever you say bro.

Posted by Animasta
@supermike6 said:
Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome.   Sure, whatever you say bro.
says the person with the anime avatar
Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff

Sweet!

Posted by zyn

And the next gen porn games begin...

Posted by supermike6
@Laketown said:
@supermike6 said:
Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome.   Sure, whatever you say bro.
says the person with the anime avatar
Yes, I like anime. Does that make me creepy? 
Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG

i dont even get the point of hentai... its a damn cartoon.  i see lots of this shit whenever i go to Japan. 

Edited by Animasta
@supermike6 said:

@Laketown said:

@supermike6 said:
Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome.   Sure, whatever you say bro.
says the person with the anime avatar
Yes, I like anime. Does that make me creepy? 
of course not, it was a joke (lighten up)
 
though there's probably a higher than average chance of you enjoying hentai due to it, so...
Posted by supermike6
@Laketown said:
@supermike6 said:
@Laketown said:
@supermike6 said:
Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome.   Sure, whatever you say bro.
says the person with the anime avatar
Yes, I like anime. Does that make me creepy? 
of course not, it was a joke (lighten up)
Sorry, it's really hard to tell a lot of the time :P
Posted by Barrock

@Laketown said:

@supermike6 said:

@Laketown said:

@supermike6 said:
Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome. Sure, whatever you say bro.
says the person with the anime avatar
Yes, I like anime. Does that make me creepy?
of course not, it was a joke (lighten up) though there's probably a higher than average chance of you enjoying hentai due to it, so...

That's what he's saying. He's suggesting a double standard.

Posted by FancySoapsMan

good ol' japan

Posted by Kyreo

@Vito_Raliffe said:

Sweet!

Yeah dude this looks awesome! :D

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Posted by Claude

Playing something like that would make me Creepy Uncle Claude.

Edited by Beforet

Pre ordered!

Edit: And of course hentai is creepy! Porn is creepy, hentai is porn, so hentai is hentai. Logic folks, it's like a computer in your head. The only difference is that hentai is just that much more versatile.

Posted by Afroman269

@FancySoapsMan said:

good ol' japan
Posted by HitmanAgent47

Lol, it's so typical of japan, no one is suprised anymore.

Posted by GoofyGoober

Wouldnt that be too much hassle to play with some underage anime pussy? I mean damn looking at the tv screen, controller, and a DS god damn just go play one of the point and click ones on the pc.

Posted by Beforet

Now what I want to know is will these quality titles be available on the eShop train for conductor Jeff's appraisal?

Posted by core1065

YEAH! My type of game... umm wait....what?

Posted by Beforet

So I guess the Wii U will have *sunglasses* hardcore gaming.

Posted by Video_Game_King

Personally, I'd like a fatter lady on screen. That way, I could fondle her nipples with the two analog sticks.

Edited by DG991

@Beforet: Yes... I mean

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Posted by Vinny_Says

someone photoshop something cooler onto those 4 screens!!

Posted by Destinycero

I don't think Nintendo will ever allow Hentai games on any of their consoles. (so its a fake)

Edited by Beforet

Well, yes clearly these are all mock ups of potential uses of Nintendo's systems. No one is suggesting that these experiments in perversion are going to be made available as retail products.

Wouldn't discount the possibility of seeing similar ideas as shady bootleg software you can only play on a jailbroken Wii U, though.

edit: Though I do find thisinteresting. Is this just a photoshop of that Castlevania HD game released a while ago? What's it doing hanging around this crowd?

Posted by ArbitraryWater

At this point, whenever I see stuff like this, my immediate response is not shock or awe but simply "Oh Japan and your creepy obsession with sexualizing underage girls"

Posted by Wraith1

am i the one thinking the dude who wrote that Japanese blog was just kidding around? i can't tell because I can't read Japanese

Posted by Beforet

@Wraith1 said:

am i the one thinking the dude who wrote that Japanese blog was just kidding around? i can't tell because I can't read Japanese

Well, putting it through google translate, there does not seem to be anything written in the blog beyond the pictures and

"What direction is not about sex Bakkari!!"

That's pretty conclusive if you ask me. The comments ranged from "dude what the fuck?" to "Penis!" proving that comment silliness is a universal property of the internet.

Posted by Nomin

A necessary evil to keep the pervs off the streets. Those purveyors of game sludge are the unsung heroes and practically the inheritors of a thousand year practice of putting human desire, however dastardly and skin-crawling creepy, to a form of media. 

Posted by RE_Player1

@supermike6 said:

Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome. Sure, whatever you say bro.

I agree 100%. I don't like Hentai but I have no problem with it. Now when it's all about underage girls that's where it gets creepy.

Posted by Beforet

@RE_Player92: Hey man, that girl totally told me she was a drawing. Had an ID and everything, your honor.

Posted by Brendan

Y'know what really gives Hentai a bad rep? It's not the cartoons so much as it is the kids. Why do they always have to look like they're 12? Whatever, you like cartoons, I don't understand it, but that's fine. However, you liking cartoon pre-teens? It's about as cool as liking real pre-teens, which is not cool at all.

Posted by TooWalrus

@Beforet said:

Well, yes clearly these are all mock ups of potential uses of Nintendo's systems. No one is suggesting that these experiments in perversion are going to be made available as retail products.

Wouldn't discount the possibility of seeing similar ideas as shady bootleg software you can only play on a jailbroken Wii U, though.

edit: Though I do find thisinteresting. Is this just a photoshop of that Castlevania HD game released a while ago? What's it doing hanging around this crowd?

Yeah, plus you'll be able to bluetooth that up to a PC just like you can with a wii remote

Posted by TooWalrus

Honestly though, if I'm holding the tablet in one hand, and flicking a nipple with the other... how am I supposed to masturbate?!

Posted by Subjugation

Giant Bomb is still your number one stop for naked cartoon pussy. You cool cats stay classy now.

Posted by Beforet

@Brendan: Brother, would you rather we "like" pictures of real children? As repellant as it may be, these are only drawings we are discussing. Let us not attribute to them an importance they do not possess.

Posted by RyuVsJaquio

Would buy.

Posted by Brendan

@Beforet said:

@Brendan: Brother, would you rather we "like" pictures of real children? As repellant as it may be, these are only drawings we are discussing. Let us not attribute to them an importance they do not possess.

No that is the point. They are of children. Sexualizing kids at all, in real life or in cartoon form is not cool. Hence my prior post.

Posted by ryanwho

If Sony made Kinect, there'd be a million rape games revitalizing Japan's economy as we speak. Sadly, Japan has to work with Nintendo's new thing which is fine for probing and peeking but terrible for groping, really.

Posted by Beforet

Very well, I am simply positing that the two sins are not of equal value.

Posted by Bigheart711
@supermike6 said:
@Laketown said:
@supermike6 said:
Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome.   Sure, whatever you say bro.
says the person with the anime avatar
Yes, I like anime. Does that make me creepy? 
Nope. Not to me. Although, I do like Porn a bit more than Hentai.
Posted by Bruce

So fucking typical.