Rule 34 is once again in effect, gentlemen. The entire world got a glimpse of the Wii U and Japan is still part of the world, although they're in a strange part of the world where naked cartoon pussy is as popular as the real thing. Japan is also ahead of the curve in naked cartoon pussy in video games. Japan is ready to take advantage of Nintendo's new console with its unique brand of creepy and I guess these are some supposed ideas. It's not like these games will ever come stateside or the other continents where the English language is widely spoken, but at least Japan will continue to baffle and confuse us with their hentai hijinks.

Hentai likely coming to the Wii U is probably the biggest non-story of the week. I mean, these are the same people who make love pillows. And giant robots.

Reminded me of this:

http://www.duelinganalogs.com/comic/2011/06/09/real-reason-nintendo-created-the-wii-u/

Hentai = Creepy 
Porn = Awesome. 
  
Sure, whatever you say bro.

Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome.   Sure, whatever you say bro.

Sweet!

And the next gen porn games begin...

@supermike6 said:

Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome.   Sure, whatever you say bro.

says the person with the anime avatar

i dont even get the point of hentai... its a damn cartoon.  i see lots of this shit whenever i go to Japan. 

@Laketown said:

@supermike6 said:

Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome.   Sure, whatever you say bro.

says the person with the anime avatar

Yes, I like anime. Does that make me creepy? 

@supermike6 said:

@Laketown said:

@supermike6 said:

Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome.   Sure, whatever you say bro.

says the person with the anime avatar

Yes, I like anime. Does that make me creepy? 

of course not, it was a joke (lighten up)

@Laketown said:

@supermike6 said:

@Laketown said:

@supermike6 said:

Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome. Sure, whatever you say bro.

says the person with the anime avatar

Yes, I like anime. Does that make me creepy?

of course not, it was a joke (lighten up) though there's probably a higher than average chance of you enjoying hentai due to it, so...

That's what he's saying. He's suggesting a double standard.

good ol' japan

@Vito_Raliffe said:

Sweet!

Yeah dude this looks awesome! :D

Playing something like that would make me Creepy Uncle Claude.

Pre ordered!

Edit: And of course hentai is creepy! Porn is creepy, hentai is porn, so hentai is hentai. Logic folks, it's like a computer in your head. The only difference is that hentai is just that much more versatile.

@FancySoapsMan said:

good ol' japan

Lol, it's so typical of japan, no one is suprised anymore.

Wouldnt that be too much hassle to play with some underage anime pussy? I mean damn looking at the tv screen, controller, and a DS god damn just go play one of the point and click ones on the pc.

Now what I want to know is will these quality titles be available on the eShop train for conductor Jeff's appraisal?

YEAH! My type of game... umm wait....what?

So I guess the Wii U will have *sunglasses* hardcore gaming.

Personally, I'd like a fatter lady on screen. That way, I could fondle her nipples with the two analog sticks.

@Beforet: Yes... I mean

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

someone photoshop something cooler onto those 4 screens!!

I don't think Nintendo will ever allow Hentai games on any of their consoles. (so its a fake)

Well, yes clearly these are all mock ups of potential uses of Nintendo's systems. No one is suggesting that these experiments in perversion are going to be made available as retail products.

Wouldn't discount the possibility of seeing similar ideas as shady bootleg software you can only play on a jailbroken Wii U, though.

edit: Though I do find thisinteresting. Is this just a photoshop of that Castlevania HD game released a while ago? What's it doing hanging around this crowd?

At this point, whenever I see stuff like this, my immediate response is not shock or awe but simply "Oh Japan and your creepy obsession with sexualizing underage girls"

am i the one thinking the dude who wrote that Japanese blog was just kidding around? i can't tell because I can't read Japanese

@Wraith1 said:

am i the one thinking the dude who wrote that Japanese blog was just kidding around? i can't tell because I can't read Japanese

Well, putting it through google translate, there does not seem to be anything written in the blog beyond the pictures and

"What direction is not about sex Bakkari!!"

That's pretty conclusive if you ask me. The comments ranged from "dude what the fuck?" to "Penis!" proving that comment silliness is a universal property of the internet.

A necessary evil to keep the pervs off the streets. Those purveyors of game sludge are the unsung heroes and practically the inheritors of a thousand year practice of putting human desire, however dastardly and skin-crawling creepy, to a form of media. 

@supermike6 said:

Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome. Sure, whatever you say bro.

I agree 100%. I don't like Hentai but I have no problem with it. Now when it's all about underage girls that's where it gets creepy.

@RE_Player92: Hey man, that girl totally told me she was a drawing. Had an ID and everything, your honor.

Y'know what really gives Hentai a bad rep? It's not the cartoons so much as it is the kids. Why do they always have to look like they're 12? Whatever, you like cartoons, I don't understand it, but that's fine. However, you liking cartoon pre-teens? It's about as cool as liking real pre-teens, which is not cool at all.

@Beforet said:

Well, yes clearly these are all mock ups of potential uses of Nintendo's systems. No one is suggesting that these experiments in perversion are going to be made available as retail products.

Wouldn't discount the possibility of seeing similar ideas as shady bootleg software you can only play on a jailbroken Wii U, though.

edit: Though I do find thisinteresting. Is this just a photoshop of that Castlevania HD game released a while ago? What's it doing hanging around this crowd?

Yeah, plus you'll be able to bluetooth that up to a PC just like you can with a wii remote

Honestly though, if I'm holding the tablet in one hand, and flicking a nipple with the other... how am I supposed to masturbate?!

Giant Bomb is still your number one stop for naked cartoon pussy. You cool cats stay classy now.

@Brendan: Brother, would you rather we "like" pictures of real children? As repellant as it may be, these are only drawings we are discussing. Let us not attribute to them an importance they do not possess.

Would buy.

@Beforet said:

@Brendan: Brother, would you rather we "like" pictures of real children? As repellant as it may be, these are only drawings we are discussing. Let us not attribute to them an importance they do not possess.

No that is the point. They are of children. Sexualizing kids at all, in real life or in cartoon form is not cool. Hence my prior post.

If Sony made Kinect, there'd be a million rape games revitalizing Japan's economy as we speak. Sadly, Japan has to work with Nintendo's new thing which is fine for probing and peeking but terrible for groping, really.

Very well, I am simply positing that the two sins are not of equal value.

@Laketown said:

@supermike6 said:

Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome.   Sure, whatever you say bro.

says the person with the anime avatar

Yes, I like anime. Does that make me creepy? 

So fucking typical.