By Dalai 8 Comments
It is now August 1st here on the East Coast in beautiful America, and that means I'm now 30 years and one day old. Hooray for milestones and all that. So I must take this time to officially retire from video games because Kathie Lee Gifford, some other bitch, and that gray-haired fuck said so.
Fuck you, Today Show! I'm weird for other reasons, but leave video games out of this! I know it's old news, but it's relevant to me now. At least I had some delicious cake today, and that was no lie.