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Jeff vs. a dinosaur... could totally happen.
Jeff vs. a dinosaur... could totally happen.
So the E3 home page looks nice and all, but a new question has arose.  Who would win in a fight between Jeff Gerstmann and a tyrannosaurus rex?  Personally, I'd put my money on Jeff.

Thoughts?  How would Jeff kill the monster?
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The Dino.

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Sorry Jeff but I would have to side with the T to the Rex.

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Seeing as a T-Rex is nothing but a giant eating machine, Jeff would last 1 second.

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Jeff....with a rocket launcher....might win.

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Jeff can use Self Destruct, if nothing else. Does that count as a win for him if the dinosaur dies and he presumably just passes out?
(Referencing his 5/5 review picture, btw.)

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I don't know, but it would be a hell of a fight. Old School.
I don't know, but it would be a hell of a fight. Old School.

























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I can only quote Claude on this one.

What Vinny doesn't know is that T-Rexs drain ice.
What Vinny doesn't know is that T-Rexs drain ice.


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Ossi said:
Jeff would give it a 1/5 stars and it would explode.
You sir are a winner.
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Dalai

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Dr_Feelgood38 said:
I can only quote Claude on this one.What Vinny doesn't know is that T-Rexs drain ice. [more]
Oh that is too good.
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Dr_Feelgood38 said:
I can only quote Claude on this one.What Vinny doesn't know is that T-Rexs drain ice. [more]

That is epic...

On topic: Jeff would bite the dino's head off
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Jeff would win if he uses the awesomeness of the Jazz Hands.


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Jeff's cool and all, but I'm sure the T-Rex would bite his head clean off. Sorry Jeff, I'm sure you'd give us a great spectacle, though.

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Sorry Jeff, but the dino could win in less than a second.

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Seeing how a T-Rex has a brain the size of a pea, I doubt that Jeff's greatest weapon (his disarming sense of humor) would not save him.

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@Dr_Feelgood38: Awesome

But Jeff is power level 9000 !!!
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addictedtopinescent said:
@Dr_Feelgood38: AwesomeBut Jeff is power level 9000 !!!
+1

Making all the difference.
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Gizmo said:
addictedtopinescent said: @Dr_Feelgood38: AwesomeBut Jeff is power level 9000 !!! +1Making all the difference. [more]
hahaha 
of course 
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Jeff has a chocotaco.The winner is obvious.

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Jeff wouldn't kill the dinosaur.  It's quite obvious in that picture that he is in fact the bait to lure the T.Rex into Ryan, Brad, Vinny, and Drew's cleverly disguised trap of makeshift bamboo spears covered in Amazonian fire ants encased in peanut butter...


...covered with big ass leaves, of course.
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@Dr_Feelgood38: Hilarious, my good sir.
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How many Jeffs would it take  to beat the T-Rex? Someone run that D&D stat calculator they used on the bombcast.

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@MikeHawk: Unfortunately, I think that Jeff is dual wielding shields...so I think he's at a -1 hit point dmg.  Luckily, I think he's got high dexterity, so he should be able to run like a motherfucker!!!
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Jeff would just throw a giant bomb into its mouth and *boom*.

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I think the answer here is pretty obvious... the winner would definitely be a Doritos delivery truck.

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@Vigorousjammer: FUCKING EH, COTTON!!!