King Dedede's epic yarn.

Pornography comes in many forms and you should all know, what with all the naked cartoon pussy and all. But Sears is playing catch-up. Take a gander at this actual product that Nintendo surprisingly approved.

Now... let's analyze this sling bag together, everyone. Available at Sears.com.

At first glance, it appears that King Dedede is buttfucking that Waddle Dee, the Goomba of the Kirby franchise. The king looks very pleased as if he's in some sort of dream land. The other Waddle Dee wants no part of the action and is looking away in shame, yet is in direct fire of the sticky liquid (I assume it's sticky) being sprayed all over. I have a feeling Nintendo will be taking this fine product off the market very, very soon.

If that's how Nintendo wants to market the release of Kirby's Return to Dream Land, I will fully support the game and buy it on launch day. And if Nintendo has a collector's edition with a full-body Waddle Dee pillow, I will finally have some use for my Wiimote condom.

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Pornography comes in many forms and you should all know, what with all the naked cartoon pussy and all. But Sears is playing catch-up. Take a gander at this actual product that Nintendo surprisingly approved.

Now... let's analyze this sling bag together, everyone. Available at Sears.com.

At first glance, it appears that King Dedede is buttfucking that Waddle Dee, the Goomba of the Kirby franchise. The king looks very pleased as if he's in some sort of dream land. The other Waddle Dee wants no part of the action and is looking away in shame, yet is in direct fire of the sticky liquid (I assume it's sticky) being sprayed all over. I have a feeling Nintendo will be taking this fine product off the market very, very soon.

If that's how Nintendo wants to market the release of Kirby's Return to Dream Land, I will fully support the game and buy it on launch day. And if Nintendo has a collector's edition with a full-body Waddle Dee pillow, I will finally have some use for my Wiimote condom.

Posted by Video_Game_King

I'm fairly certain that this blog is gonna be deleted rather soon.

Posted by SMTDante89

Dude, wha---I mean just---ARGH!

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Posted by Saethir

WTF is this shit.

I can't, I don't, What!?!

Posted by McHampton

Love the fact that Sears has plates, watches, camera cases and more.

All featuring this image.

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Posted by Mr_Skeleton

Fap fap fa... sorry I can't.

Posted by Mento

No wonder that guy has to waddle everywhere.

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Posted by JackSukeru

I feel like there is some mayor trolling afoot!

Posted by amomjc

That. is. fucking. amazing.

I am disgusted, but HAHA at Sears and Nintendo!

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Posted by BoG

Das wassup.
Posted by Fezz

Gross

Posted by ArbitraryWater

What the... hell? I don't think he's drooling... nor eating for that matter. That poor Waddle Dee is getting raped.

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Posted by ajamafalous

Bahahahaha.

Posted by Vexxan

That's seriously fucked up.

Posted by TehFlan

Can't unsee. :(

Posted by TooWalrus

Awe, they removed the products- you can still view the entire line, but the links are broken. I was gonna buy the zippo :-(

Posted by Trace

Wellp, here's something that certainly wasn't appropriate for Giant Bomb.

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