This blog tastes like chicken.
By Dalai 5 Comments
The fine people at GamesRadar think the video game industry is anti-fowl and after reading (glancing) through this article, I happen to agree. In actuality, I've known this since I first entered Kakariko Village in The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. Oh sure they're called cuccos in the game, but we all know they're chickens. You can't fool us, Nintendo!
Chickens from Zelda to Modern Warfare 2 have been treated with hostility and I want to see more. I'd like to see a game based entirely on shooting chickens! I'd also like to see a sequel of that same game! The only good chicken is a dead chicken... unless they can fly you across rivers and cliffs.